Orlando Bloom

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    What do you guys reckon about Orlando Bloom? He is a British guy so is probably uncut, anyone have any other info? I think he's probably just above average but not huge :p
     
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    He had a small part (no pun intended) in the film WILDE, and I'm pretty sure he had a bedroom scene although I don't recall if anything was shown.

    If it was I'm sure someone has screen caps.
     
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    He'd never have been able to flit and prance around like he did in LOTR if he were hung.
     
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    You just need good, supportive underwear to flit and prance.

    My sources in Hollywood say he's hung. I'd like to think it's true. Regardless, I'd love to....
     
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    You just need good, supportive underwear to flit and prance.

    My sources in Hollywood say he's hung. I'd like to think it's true. Regardless, I'd love to....
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    I think he did more flitting than prancing.

    *wonders just how long Sorcerer's Raging Celebrity Crush list is*
     
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    Was it the same "WILDE" that Jude LAw was in?

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    My boyfriend is British with similar features, and based on that fact alone...Orlando must be hung like no tomorrow! :evilgrin:
     
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    I think he did more flitting than prancing.

    *wonders just how long Sorcerer's Raging Celebrity Crush list is*
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    Hmmm...are you calling me a whore?

    Travis Fimmel
    The Rock
    John Schneider
    Jesse Metcalfe
    Ricky Martin
    Chris Klein
    Marcus Schekenberg
    Dean Cain
    Brandon Lee (R.I.P)
    Randy Orton
    Chris Jericho
    Chad Michael Murray
    Ewan McGregor
    Hayden Christensen
    Jared Leto
    Jay Hernandez
    Mario Lopez
    Oliver Martinez
    Paul Walker
    Ryan Phillippe
    Shemar Moore
    Steve Sandvoss
    Vin Diesel
    Alexander Despatie
    John Cena
    Oscar De La Hoya
    Mike Piazza

    No particular order, these are off the top of my head. I may have made a few glaring omissions.
     
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    Not a whore, Sorcerer. Just wondering if you have good taste in Raging Celebrity Crushes... and the answer is quite obviously Wubba.

    Orlando, Viggo, David Wenham... there were some MAJORLY dishy guys in LOTR.
     
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    From that list if given the oppurtunity I pick..................VIN DIESEL .....MARIO LOPEZ..............AND .............MIKE PIAZZA. NOT A SHABBY SELECTION. DEFINIETLY A GOOD LIST TO CHOOSE FROM.


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    You, Sorcerer, are a man of discerning taste! A few glaring exceptions? Well, maybe, but what a great antipasto table before moving onto the next course!
     
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    For some reason, I found Karl Urban as Éomer particularly appealing. Maybe it's just me.
     
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    this would be correct were he not JEWISH. he's almost definitely circumcised.
     
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    Karl Urban is one of those rugged, good-looking guys, whereas Orlando Bloom is a pretty-boy (not that that's a bad thing, though). I can't say I'm a fan of Éomer's long blonde hair, though. Now, him in Doom..thats a much better look for him.
     
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    For some reason, I found Karl Urban as Éomer particularly appealing. Maybe it's just me.
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    Oh, HELL yes. Can we share him? Please? I'll buy you cookies.
     
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    this would be correct were he not JEWISH. he's almost definitely circumcised.
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    Actually, Orlando is not Jewish. Neither of his birth parents are Jewish, which means he is not either. The man listed as his father in many documents (Harry Bloom) was in fact his adopted father. His birth father is Colin Stone, a British teacher. Harry Bloom was Jewish, but Orlando's mother is not and Orlando was not raised to practice the Jewish faith, he is now a Buddhist.

    So I am still guessing that he is uncut, although I concede that there is a higher change that he may not be...
     
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    You, Sorcerer, are a man of discerning taste! A few glaring exceptions? Well, maybe, but what a great antipasto table before moving onto the next course!
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    Aw ... shucks! :icon_redface: You say the sweetest shit! :hug:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Nov 2 2005, 08&#58;13 AM) [post=357691]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
    Aw ... shucks&#33; [​IMG] You say the sweetest shit&#33; [​IMG]
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    So, does anyone have any info on Orlando? I just saw him in Elizabethtown in his boxers [​IMG]
    I really want to think that he is above average, anyone have any hands on (no pun intended) experience with him?

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