Orlando Bloom

[Slamdunk_dude]

What do you guys reckon about Orlando Bloom? He is a British guy so is probably uncut, anyone have any other info? I think he's probably just above average but not huge

 

[BrynB]

He had a small part (no pun intended) in the film WILDE, and I'm pretty sure he had a bedroom scene although I don't recall if anything was shown.

If it was I'm sure someone has screen caps.

 

[Pecker]

He'd never have been able to flit and prance around like he did in LOTR if he were hung.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 28 2005, 04:12 AM
He'd never have been able to flit and prance around like he did in LOTR if he were hung.

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You just need good, supportive underwear to flit and prance.

My sources in Hollywood say he's hung. I'd like to think it's true. Regardless, I'd love to....

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by Sorcerer+Oct 28 2005, 07:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sorcerer &#064; Oct 28 2005, 07:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Oct 28 2005, 04:12 AM
He&#39;d never have been able to flit and prance around like he did in LOTR if he were hung.

[post=356220]Quoted post[/post]​

You just need good, supportive underwear to flit and prance.

My sources in Hollywood say he&#39;s hung. I&#39;d like to think it&#39;s true. Regardless, I&#39;d love to....

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I think he did more flitting than prancing.

*wonders just how long Sorcerer&#39;s Raging Celebrity Crush list is*

 

[14x8thck]

Was it the same "WILDE" that Jude LAw was in?

:bounce:

 

[britlover]

My boyfriend is British with similar features, and based on that fact alone...Orlando must be hung like no tomorrow&#33; :evilgrin:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Originally posted by dlcs+Oct 28 2005, 07:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dlcs &#064; Oct 28 2005, 07:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Sorcerer@Oct 28 2005, 07:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Pecker

@Oct 28 2005, 04:12 AM
He&#39;d never have been able to flit and prance around like he did in LOTR if he were hung.

[post=356220]Quoted post[/post]​

You just need good, supportive underwear to flit and prance.

My sources in Hollywood say he&#39;s hung. I&#39;d like to think it&#39;s true. Regardless, I&#39;d love to....

[post=356371]Quoted post[/post]​

I think he did more flitting than prancing.

*wonders just how long Sorcerer&#39;s Raging Celebrity Crush list is*

[post=356433]Quoted post[/post]​

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Hmmm...are you calling me a whore?

Travis Fimmel
The Rock
John Schneider
Jesse Metcalfe
Ricky Martin
Chris Klein
Marcus Schekenberg
Dean Cain
Brandon Lee (R.I.P)
Randy Orton
Chris Jericho
Chad Michael Murray
Ewan McGregor
Hayden Christensen
Jared Leto
Jay Hernandez
Mario Lopez
Oliver Martinez
Paul Walker
Ryan Phillippe
Shemar Moore
Steve Sandvoss
Vin Diesel
Alexander Despatie
John Cena
Oscar De La Hoya
Mike Piazza

No particular order, these are off the top of my head. I may have made a few glaring omissions.

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by Sorcerer@Oct 30 2005, 07:56 AM

Hmmm...are you calling me a whore?

Travis Fimmel
The Rock
John Schneider
Jesse Metcalfe
Ricky Martin
Chris Klein
Marcus Schekenberg
Dean Cain
Brandon Lee (R.I.P)
Randy Orton
Chris Jericho
Chad Michael Murray
Ewan McGregor
Hayden Christensen
Jared Leto
Jay Hernandez
Mario Lopez
Oliver Martinez
Paul Walker
Ryan Phillippe
Shemar Moore
Steve Sandvoss
Vin Diesel
Alexander Despatie
John Cena
Oscar De La Hoya
Mike Piazza

No particular order, these are off the top of my head. I may have made a few glaring omissions.

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Not a whore, Sorcerer. Just wondering if you have good taste in Raging Celebrity Crushes... and the answer is quite obviously Wubba.

Orlando, Viggo, David Wenham... there were some MAJORLY dishy guys in LOTR.

 

[14x8thck]

From that list if given the oppurtunity I pick..................VIN DIESEL .....MARIO LOPEZ..............AND .............MIKE PIAZZA. NOT A SHABBY SELECTION. DEFINIETLY A GOOD LIST TO CHOOSE FROM.


:bounce:

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Sorcerer@Oct 30 2005, 08:56 AM
Travis Fimmel
The Rock
John Schneider
Jesse Metcalfe
Ricky Martin
Chris Klein
Marcus Schekenberg
Dean Cain
Brandon Lee (R.I.P)
Randy Orton
Chris Jericho
Chad Michael Murray
Ewan McGregor
Hayden Christensen
Jared Leto
Jay Hernandez
Mario Lopez
Oliver Martinez
Paul Walker
Ryan Phillippe
Shemar Moore
Steve Sandvoss
Vin Diesel
Alexander Despatie
John Cena
Oscar De La Hoya
Mike Piazza

You, Sorcerer, are a man of discerning taste&#33; A few glaring exceptions? Well, maybe, but what a great antipasto table before moving onto the next course&#33;

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 30 2005, 10:41 AM
Orlando, Viggo, David Wenham... there were some MAJORLY dishy guys in LOTR.

For some reason, I found Karl Urban as Éomer particularly appealing. Maybe it&#39;s just me.

 

[JanumSaleem]

Originally posted by Slamdunk_dude@Oct 28 2005, 06:00 AM
...He is a British guy so is probably uncut.....

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this would be correct were he not JEWISH. he&#39;s almost definitely circumcised.

 

[feared]

Karl Urban is one of those rugged, good-looking guys, whereas Orlando Bloom is a pretty-boy (not that that&#39;s a bad thing, though). I can&#39;t say I&#39;m a fan of Éomer&#39;s long blonde hair, though. Now, him in Doom..thats a much better look for him.

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Oct 30 2005, 03:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Oct 30 2005, 03:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dlcs@Oct 30 2005, 10:41 AM
Orlando, Viggo, David Wenham... there were some MAJORLY dishy guys in LOTR.

For some reason, I found Karl Urban as Éomer particularly appealing. Maybe it&#39;s just me.

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Oh, HELL yes. Can we share him? Please? I&#39;ll buy you cookies.

 

[Slamdunk_dude]

Originally posted by JanumSaleem+Oct 31 2005, 06:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JanumSaleem &#064; Oct 31 2005, 06:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Slamdunk_dude@Oct 28 2005, 06:00 AM
...He is a British guy so is probably uncut.....

[post=356138]Quoted post[/post]​

this would be correct were he not JEWISH. he&#39;s almost definitely circumcised.

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Actually, Orlando is not Jewish. Neither of his birth parents are Jewish, which means he is not either. The man listed as his father in many documents (Harry Bloom) was in fact his adopted father. His birth father is Colin Stone, a British teacher. Harry Bloom was Jewish, but Orlando&#39;s mother is not and Orlando was not raised to practice the Jewish faith, he is now a Buddhist.

So I am still guessing that he is uncut, although I concede that there is a higher change that he may not be...

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Oct 30 2005, 11:52 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Oct 30 2005, 11:52 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Sorcerer@Oct 30 2005, 08:56 AM
Travis Fimmel
The Rock
John Schneider
Jesse Metcalfe
Ricky Martin
Chris Klein
Marcus Schekenberg
Dean Cain
Brandon Lee (R.I.P)
Randy Orton
Chris Jericho
Chad Michael Murray
Ewan McGregor
Hayden Christensen
Jared Leto
Jay Hernandez
Mario Lopez
Oliver Martinez
Paul Walker
Ryan Phillippe
Shemar Moore
Steve Sandvoss
Vin Diesel
Alexander Despatie
John Cena
Oscar De La Hoya
Mike Piazza

You, Sorcerer, are a man of discerning taste&#33; A few glaring exceptions? Well, maybe, but what a great antipasto table before moving onto the next course&#33;

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Jacinto, you beat all of them to hell. :evilgrin:

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Sorcerer@Nov 2 2005, 08:49 AM
Jacinto, you beat all of them to hell. :evilgrin:

Aw ... shucks&#33; :icon_redface: You say the sweetest shit&#33; :hug:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Nov 2 2005, 08&#58;13 AM) [post=357691]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Sorcerer@Nov 2 2005, 08:49 AM
Jacinto, you beat all of them to hell. 

Aw ... shucks&#33;

You say the sweetest shit&#33;

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I have a weakness for cute, brainy, muscular Cubans.

 

[Slamdunk_dude]

So, does anyone have any info on Orlando? I just saw him in Elizabethtown in his boxers

I really want to think that he is above average, anyone have any hands on (no pun intended) experience with him?

Slamdunk_Dude