Osama bin Laden remains dead.

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I fucked him.

'N yah daddee wuz a mutherphukker and yah grannee wuz a swamp donkee.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Evidently, a conspiracy theory about osama being alive will form...sooner or later..

Fuck, most americans believe in the invisible man in the sky ...
All of a sudden, believing that a dead guy is alive doesn't seem so outrageous...

There are few things I despise more than an idiot with an axe to grind and the time on his hands to grind it.

 

[maxcok]

Some people think Elvis is still alive.

I fucked him.

Was he cut or uncut?

I didn't turn him over to check.

Moderators, please move this thread to 'Celebrity Endowments'.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Hee hee hee! :biggrin:

 

[rawbone8]

If I wanted to deliberately bait the obsessive, crazed conspiracy folks, I'd suggest they ponder a fantasy plot:

A masterfully faked assassination and faked burial at sea, so that intensely secret interrogations of the surviving captured Bin Laden (kept alive by the finest medical specialists in the world) can continue unabated, for as long as they need, with no rules on the table to hobble them.:salook:

Just don't leak this teasing plot to Dan Brown, or Oliver Stone... 'K?

 

[798686]

"Osama bin Laden remains dead."

Remains to be seen?

 

[B_crackoff]

Remains to be seen?

LOL!:biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Still dead.

 

[Machocock]

all lies...i trust my penis and no one else

 

[Drifterwood]

Can you confirm if he will still be dead next year?

I haven't got the time to keep checking the threads.

Thanks.

 

[NEWREBA]

Osama bin who?

 

[drabman]

Nobody else would say who did it, but Joe Biden says it was SEALs.

Can Heidi Klum confirm his whereabouts at the time?

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Last reports from the conspiracy rumor boards put OSL's lifeless body somewhere between the River Stix and a Styx concert.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Dead fucker.