Other than Lube? Share your naughty alternatives

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  1. SarahTG34

    SarahTG34 New Member

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    I thought this might be an entertaining topic, other than sex lube what are five that you have you used/tried bad and good and rate 1-10 for achieving your goal and fun factor! Masturbation and anal sex preffered.

    My list:

    1. Canned icing/frosting- Comes in a can like whip cream I give it a 7 would go higher but it gets like glue after a few minutes. so 7

    2. Butter- Must be unsalted salted burns and stings, I took the whole stick but it has to be inserted semi frozed and wait for it to melt/soften before fucking. 8

    3. Peanut butter- Must be super creamy and warmed, um glue is what it really is had I not seen it in a porn I wouldn't have tried it. 4

    4. Crisco- The old stand by I found out allot later in life, my grandmother always had tubs of this so it was always available growing up, not bad just hard to wash off, 7.5

    5. Aloe- Fresh allow from large plants you can usually get this at the grocery store, must press and squeeze all the aloe juice out, makes a great lube and feels silky, can get sticky if not being constantly used/applied. 6

    Can't wait to hear your experiences!

    -sarah
     
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    Olive oil has always been the best for jacking off for me. Good for skin too. Always been told that my cock feels so soft.
     
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    Everything's better with Cool Whip! ;-)
     
  4. SarahTG34

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    I found cool whip or whip cream in general kinda burned and was too thin.
     
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    ive used alo vera stuff for sun burns.

    also ive used the hand santizer, but you have to have a fresh cock. any small nicks or friction burns tend to hurt bad.
     
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    Crisco, Lard, Unsalted butter, Lubriderm, and Abolene for jerking and vacuum pumping. My gf's (past and present) have used whipped cream, pie fillings, various fruits and jams for foreplay.
     
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    Olive oil rocks!
     
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    have to go with olive oil as well! the best!!! also good for massages... actually, it's good for just about everything!
     
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    Ooh! I have olive oil!
     
  10. SarahTG34

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    I love pie filling! lol, and also have olive oil, no burning? What about in the bum....?:wink: Any Brands better than others?
     
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    F.B.I (Female Body Investigators) !!! LMAO !!! FBI is monitoring this website. Be careful what you guys say here !!!
     
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    Spit....doin it Brokeback Mountain style- Spit 'n SHOVE :biggrin1:
     
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    My last roommate (straight) was very much into healthy living and became a raw foodie in the course of his year living with me. I watched him go from a good looking average 24 year old into a rather ripped and sexy 25 year old. He brought home some coconut butter one day and we used it not only for culinary health, but as a skin emollient as well.
    One morning his leg had cramped and asked me to message it with the coconut oil/ butter. A gentle calf message turned into a thigh rub and then into helping with his cock stiffness too. While his arm covering his eyes and a sweet smile on his lips, I enjoyed the most delicious coconut flavored breakfast shake I have ever tasted.

    I think he had cramps 4 or 5 more times before he moved out...:rolleyes:


    mmm, coconut cream
     
  14. AM_092

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    Just for wanking?? One time, when I went over to a guy's house for sex, he didn't have any lube, so he lubed my ass up with cooking oil. It was terrible!
    Now, I'm too scared to use anything but lube. That goes for jacking off too.
     
  15. UnofficialGirl

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    did you guys get any yeast infections from trying all this stuff??

    like things with sugar in it and everything? i haven't tried anything else other than my own lube and ky natural
     
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    yeah I've never used lube for anything even anal and I don't think I will ever be putting butter and shit up my vag if I can do well by myself, ya dig
     
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    natural vaginal lubrication is bestttttt
     
  18. UnofficialGirl

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    ya i didn't use lube for anal either and it wasn't that bad

    may have been the being wasted though idk
     
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    Gold Bond powder---great for jerking off.
     
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