Other than Lube? Share your naughty alternatives

[SarahTG34]

hahahaha Gold Bond your'e funny, why not quikcrete? or a kevlar mitt lol, and for the GG girls, who in the hell would put shit up the Vag? thats gross, I dont know if you can get a yeast infection in your ass, but thats what this thread was intended for lol, natural vag lube is the best, us TG girls we dont have that and gay men either. So we tend to be creative sometimes good sometimes not so good. So three cheers to nothing but love in the VAG, and whatever is clever for the ass!

 

[AM_092]

How about Vegemite?? I think lube's the best lubrication..

 

[Ed69]

I only have 3 that I 've tried.Almond,grape seed and olive oil.The olive oil burned my dick so bad it took 2 weeks to stop peeling and burning.Grape seed oil is the favorite in our house.

 

[Principessa]

Not so much naughty as college cheap and gross. :yuck: I left the only threesome of which I have ever been a part, when one of the guys wanted to use cordovan, Kiwi shoe polish as lube for anal. I was almost 19 and I guess I've been a prude ever since.

 

[vol44]

Swiss Navy Lube !

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Swiss Navy Lube !

What's that? Gear oil?

 

[vol44]

www.[B]swissnavylube.com[/B]

 

[cdog204]

Extra Virgin (tee hee) Olive Oil is great for jackin' it. I'm told it is also great for anal. Nothing with any sort of oil is compatible with latex condoms.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

It's great to suck off another guy, straight or gay, then use his cum as lube while I whack off and cum on him.

 

[petite]

Ah, food. I suppose it makes more sense for an oral lubricant, but so fattening! I wonder how tasty that plant sterol butter is actually... Maybe help my heart out while I satisfy my lust?

I am a practical woman, after all.

 

[berghaus]

I suppose if it's your first time you have to use 'virgin' olive oil

 

[naturistMale]

Albolene
want info? pvt me

 

[kurt bishop]

Gold bond hahahahah,
I know this sounds crazy........ While in High school I worked at a shoe store. After I graduated i continued to work there became the manager while going to school. one night after closing. I was crazy horney...... wanted to spend some "alone time" but had so much work to do.
I went for it dropped my pants to my ankles in the office and enjoyed the time..... felt good but was crazy horney.... I looked for something different and BAM! MINK oil.... yep mink oil...... Crazy I know but you should try it. was a great NUT I still remember it.

 

[D_Count_Dickula]

Guys, a decent load of slit is the best lube you can have. Give your significant other a decent juicy blowjob and he's ready to fuck

 

[B_blackrabbit]

My favourite is my own cum