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    awellhungboi: :eek:

    Gives new meaning to the phrase "Hand job"!
     
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    Definitely going to be a shower, not a grower.

    Pecker

    (What's six inches long and women love it? Paper money.)
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: I thought no human being could lick their elbows...guess they're trying to grow incentives for the sake of evolution.

    [I'm avoiding whatever joke about 'elbow grease' I may have thought up]
     
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    captainstupid: nice size, i assume its non functioning.

    dont pee on the electric fence!!!-a ren and stimpy reference
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: ~ fainting ~
     
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    Longhornjok: Is that a banana up your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    sammygirly: Didn't someone used to use that picture as their avatar?? ...something sparks the memory...
     
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    Longhornjok: Maybe you're remembering one of those fever dreams you talked to your therapist about, Sammy. ;)
     
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    jackinman: [quote author=sammygirly link=board=meetgreet;num=1063899013;start=0#7 date=09/18/03 at 13:49:33]Didn't someone used to use that picture as their avatar?? ...something sparks the memory...[/quote]
    Yes Sammy you're definately correct. There was someone who had that pic as an avatar. I forgot who it was though.
     
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    sammygirly: HA!

    See? I'm not crazy
     
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    Tender: ***Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.***

    uh yeah. ::)
    ive never known surgeons to grow anything but bills...
    i mean i always thought they wacked stuff off or rearranged things....

    i guess hes right handed too?!
    :D
     
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    mortis: lol

    true that it's not a bad size, especially for a flaccid 16 year old...
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=sammygirly link=board=meetgreet;num=1063899013;start=0#7 date=09/18/03 at 13:49:33]Didn't someone used to use that picture as their avatar?? ...something sparks the memory...[/quote]
    It could be the fact that this article has been brought up before as a topic, a long time back...
     
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    sammygirly: Yes it has...but someone also used it as their avatar. I remember because I could never figure it out - then one day he explained.

    Definately, I just wish I could remember who
     
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    gigantikok: Hmmm, don't remember this person. It definately would have made a cool avatar, wish I had thought of it. :)
     
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    I remember the poster who used the photo as his avatar, but I can't think of his name. He was one of our younger posters ... late teens, I believe. And I think it was while LPSG was on EZ Board.
     
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    awellhungboi: So, do y'all think this story is fake? Doesn't seem to agree with any medical technology I'm aware of (although I'm hardly an expert). And, while Ananova is a relatively credible source, Pravda is more or less a tabloid these days, frequently running wild stories on UFO's and conspiracy theories.
     
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    Yes, Peter, it does seem that the drs. would have picked a more suitable position on the body to grow the thing, like barely inside a thigh or on the torso.

    Maybe the reason it is so large is because it is an internet fake?

    Pecker

    (Then there was the distressed dyslexic who through himself behind a bus.)
     
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    Yeah! Could you imagine him raising his arm in class, and the girl next to him saying "Get your dick out my face... you freak!"

    Now that I think about it... :D

    But I would assume that there are more discreat methods of replacing a dick, wouldn't you?
     
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