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dlcs said:
Right on, Madame Z. Our twelve-year-old Governor here in Missouri decided to balance the state budget by cutting out programs for the disabled and closing care centers across the state. Head Start, a program for underprivileged children who might not have access to early childhood education otherwise, was the first to go up on the block. And yet, our baseball team is getting a new stadium.
We've got the highest number of Meth labs in the country here, but barely a task force to deal with them.

This in the state in which John Ashcroft lost to a dead man.

As for responsible voting, I overheard a bunch of giggly girls talking about how excited they were to have voted in their first election. So I asked them who they voted for.
"Bush. *giggle giggle*"
"Why?"
"Because he's so much cuter than John Kerry! *giggle giggle*"

Damn near bit my tongue in half.

Oh seriously, you should have just shot them on sight. If they are that BLIND as well as stupid, they had no further purpose to serve. Who could possibly think a man that looks that much like a hyena was "cute"?
 

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madame_zora said:
Oh seriously, you should have just shot them on sight. If they are that BLIND as well as stupid, they had no further purpose to serve. Who could possibly think a man that looks that much like a hyena was "cute"?
Oh, it was soooo difficult to keep from going all Katherine Graham on their underfed asses. J said if I ever run across people like that again, he'll post bail for me after I get done with them.
 

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dlcs said:
Oh, it was soooo difficult to keep from going all Katherine Graham on their underfed asses. J said if I ever run across people like that again, he'll post bail for me after I get done with them.

Never worry about that, we'll take up a collection here too.