Our fascination with Madonna

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i would argue that christina is far worse then brittney or madonna could ever hope to be. hell im straight and easy and i still would'nt bang Christina agulara with a dildo on a stick
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Maybe you should have thought about that before you walked down the streets of New York City buck naked, had photos taken, and had then published in a book called SEX. I know you'rea mother now, but that doesn't mean you're not as big a ho as you ever were. Like a virgin, my ass ... like she'd know

I don't know which photo I like better: the one where she's standing on the side of the road hitchiking wearing only pumps and the cigarette or the one where she's hanging naked from the helicopter. She'll be able to look at the book when she's an old hag and say "see, I was HOT!".

As for my own personal love affair with Madge, I loved her in my teens before I knew I was gay or that it was gay to like her. I stayed hot and heavy with her through Erotica and the
Sex book. My affair ended suddenly with "Evita". She worked really hard on it but it's just long and boring. "Ray of Light" finished it off. I said "oh PLEASE!" I can feel wigs and dildos being thrown at me already but I hated it and I still do. When "Music" came out, I thought it was cute but nothing like her earlier stuff. The last album had one catchy tune (Hollywood) but was otherwise unlistenable (is that a word??). Then I saw the "Hung Up" video. It was like seeing someone on the street that I had really good sex with once and taking them home and boning their brains out. I never thought she was the greatest singer. We used to make fun of the way she wanders off key in my voice class. I never thought she was the best dancer, she's stolen every dance move from someone else. She's a terrible actress but sometimes fun to see on film. She's not terribly beautiful but she's a great chameleon. She's still the "bad girl" older sister I never had. I say she's still got it (although she had to dust it off) and she's back. In summary, she's a fabulous hosebag.

I agree with Jacinto about Britney, she's an abomination although I think her "My Perogative" video is entertaining. She looks like a whore and that's the way she should always look. One night when I'm mixing music (as I do just for fun) I'm going to replace the vocals in "Oops, I did it again" with duck quacks. I maintain that it will sound exactly the same.

One more thing: Howard Stern's explanation of "Like A Virgin" cracked me up. He said it was about a woman who had had a ton of sex and had a loose pussy. Then, she met a guy with a cock that was so huge that she felt like a virgin again.
 

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I am no particular fan of her music, or herself so far, but I don't like her way of still taking make-up to look 20 years younger. It's nothing new if I mention the un-retouched and sans-make-up photos of her and think that in her case, 20 years in an admittedly tough business, probably some coke, booze and a lot of sex took a toll on her body. I just have sex and light doses of booze, and look at me! Just look at her hands when she appears, you can see those are the hands of an end-40s woman. But she has the bad girl type and won't let that be taken from her or herself be condemned for that, and I appreciate that. Other than the starlets like the abovementioned in this thread, she REALLY is a legend.

Hey, I'm a 40s sexually highly-active bad girl too, so why does nobody buy my CD's?

Maybe because I don't have any out.
 

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You people are fascinated with Madonna? Sheesh, although I qualify in purely physical terms, maybe this isn't the forum for me. Not gay enough, maybe? I've always found Madonna repellant, in a "don't get any on ya" sort of way, and about as feminine as a can of Raid. And her music is marginally less interesting than a kazoo version of the Horst Wessel March. Phooey.
 

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Matthew said:
No!!! Membership revoked. :wink:
Sorry to disappoint ya, sweet-cheeks, but my first and only application for membership was denied. I never got my gay card. Seems the only thing I have in common with "mainstream gay culture" is that I like same-gender sex... a lot... Other than that, I would rather be hiking or camping or rebuilding an engine than shopping or going to drag shows or dancing at the local disco.:wink:
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Sorry to disappoint ya, sweet-cheeks, but my first and only application for membership was denied. I never got my gay card. Seems the only thing I have in common with "mainstream gay culture" is that I like same-gender sex... a lot... Other than that, I would rather be hiking or camping or rebuilding an engine than shopping or going to drag shows or dancing at the local disco.:wink:

OK...before I am dismissed as a shallow, mainstream queen...here's a little of my life:
I hike the Kilauea Caldera every other weekend. Translation: a big ass volcano crater and it's 6 miles and not flat...heh heh. I can surf, play soccer and do 420 pound calf presses. I can play baseball and basketball although I'm not very good at the latter but have a pretty good jump shot for a 5'10" guy. Frankly I'd rather snorkel or SCUBA. I'm buying my first sailboat soon, big enough to sail to the other islands. My first car was a '65 Ford Galaxie low-rider I built myself, stem to stern. It was black and clean. After that I built a '70 383 Cuda: Slut Red with a factory double-scoop hood and a factory slapstick. It hauled ass. I wish I still had it. After that it was a Nova Hatchback. After that I went European. I was the only guy in my small high school who refused to play football. I told them to all go fuck themselves, bleached my hair and ran around looking like Billy Idol for a couple years. I weight trained and surfed and partied. I'm restoring a first-gen RX-7 GSL right now. It's the third one I've done. I do all the work myself. It helps me decompress. I can come home from a day of wheeling and dealing, hop out of my big Bimmer and go to town. We restored our 3000 square foot 100 year old Plantation Manager's house from death and had no outside help. I used to detest everything about mainstream gay culture.

About 7 years ago I loosened up and became more tolerant. I don't live in West Hollywood or hang out with that crowd but I'm glad they have each other. Some can't help it and for them there are wonderful refugee camps in the city. I have butch friends and queeny friends and everything in between. One of my best friends is Transgender. She can't help it, she was just born that way. I love Madonna, Cher and musicals. I really love Rock-n-Roll. As far as I'm concerned, metal never died. My tastes in music run the gamut. I don't swish about in drag. I can appreciate a good drag show. Drag queens used to scare the hell outta me, it was years before I could speak to one and then he tried to take me home...YOIKS! The last drag show I went to was actually about 3 years ago. The performer "Ionna" zoomed in on me and said "I bet your cock is about 5 inches long and as big around as a fire hydrant". I replied "actually, it's huge but you'll never see it. Behave yourself Steven or I'll come up there and rip your wig off!"

I'm known for being able to sing, dance and act as I have been doing it for years. I'm a tenor and prefer fairly sinister roles. No shame. I can be on top or spread my legs wide and take a big cock in my ass and beg for my pussy to be pounded. . I've spent a great deal of time as a "Hollywood Velvet Rope Party Boy" but that's all over. I'm known to still go into a club and dance my ass off until the sun comes up, surrounded by hot queeny guys with no shirts. None of this makes me more or less of a man. Madonna Lives!!!
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Sorry to disappoint ya, sweet-cheeks, but my first and only application for membership was denied. I never got my gay card. Seems the only thing I have in common with "mainstream gay culture" is that I like same-gender sex... a lot... Other than that, I would rather be hiking or camping or rebuilding an engine than shopping or going to drag shows or dancing at the local disco.:wink:
How did you know what my cheeks taste like? lol I too have felt like an outcast from the 'gay community' for most of my life. I haven't met a whole lot of gay men who are into sports, fashion/design-challenged, etc., like me. But I agree with Sorcerer that it's very tempting to distance yourself from the "queeny" aspects of gay culture to feel more "masculine" and appeal to the "mainstream." Everybody should just be who they are, right? But if you find yourself saying "I'm a real man, not like that queen over there" ... watch out.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Hey, I'm a 40s sexually highly-active bad girl too, so why does nobody buy my CD's?

Maybe because I don't have any out.
Well, get on it! We're waiting...
I imagine you have a secret crooner in your heart waiting to be unleashed on the world... plus you'd probably put on one hell of a stage show, complete with pyro and things going "bang". And all your groupies would be really hot.
 

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Matthew said:
How did you know what my cheeks taste like? lol I too have felt like an outcast from the 'gay community' for most of my life. I haven't met a whole lot of gay men who are into sports, fashion/design-challenged, etc., like me. But I agree with Sorcerer that it's very tempting to distance yourself from the "queeny" aspects of gay culture to feel more "masculine" and appeal to the "mainstream." Everybody should just be who they are, right? But if you find yourself saying "I'm a real man, not like that queen over there" ... watch out.

You just said a mother-fuckin' mouthfull.