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Sorcerer said:
If I could correct his grammar while being balls deep, it would be the ultimate full body and brain orgasm.

ULTIMATE?
I guess you have no worries his sphincter might bobbitt you — but you should! :eek:

ps — get a kryptonite condom
 

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Sorcerer said:
If I could correct his grammar while being balls deep, it would be the ultimate full body and brain orgasm.
Like anyone would be anything but speechless with you balls deep? :wink: OK, so there'd be a lot of squealing and moaning, but is there really proper "grammar" to, "Uhh, uuuhn, oooo, uuhn, *GASP* OH SORC, uuuun"?
 

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I know I'm new, but can't I win an award or something for starting all of this? Anyway, as to the most holy of holies...
I'm guessing my mother's vagina is juicy, like a good vagina should be. Then again, it might've been extremely dry when my father pummeled her, which would explain the condom breaking. As for appearance, I remember as a child that she had a lush, medium-brown muff...the urine sparkled radiantly on those soft curls as she leapt from the toilet regularly to keep me from beating my sister. And that's all I remember. For further info my Dad would need to be consulted, but I've felt funny asking him about sex ever since I walked in on him jerking off to net porn.
 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorcerer
Bitch. Then again, it's the first time you've corrected my grammar. I feel flattered.

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Originally Posted by novice_btm
I actually got to correct Alex's spelling last week. I've never cum so hard in my life.


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ULTIMATE?
I guess you have no worries his sphincter might bobbitt you — but you should! :eek:


novice_btm said:
Like anyone would be anything but speechless with you balls deep? :wink: OK, so there'd be a lot of squealing and moaning, but is there really proper "grammar" to, "Uhh, uuuhn, oooo, uuhn, *GASP* OH SORC, uuuun"?

It not your sphincter I am worried about. :biggrin1:
I didnt' know we had to punctuate our groans during sex.:tongue:
 

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Freddie53 said:
It not your sphincter I am worried about. :biggrin1:
I didnt' know we had to punctuate our groans during sex.:tongue:

Of course we do Freddie.

And just remember:

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! is different that OOOOOOOOOOOH!!:biggrin1: