Palindromes, A Way With Words....

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  1. Novaboy

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    I have always found palindromes to be very clever. These are words or phrases that spell the same thing forwards and backwards such as Bob, wow or racecar. I'm amazed at some of the complicated sentences that some people dream up and have no idea how they do it.

    Here are some of my favourites. If you have any please post. They're are a bit odd but fun:tongue:

    Sit on a potato pan Otis.

    No trace, not one carton.

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    Able was I ere I saw Elba.
     
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    If you can forgive the punctuation,

    Madam, I'm Adam!
     
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    A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
     
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    wow
     
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    Weird Al has a palidrome video which he uses to spoof Bob Dylan.

    It's called "bob".
     
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    Deliverer, as we Jews use Jesus, we Jews are reviled.
     
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    Too far Edna, we wander afoot.

    Go deliver a dare, vile dog
     
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    Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
     
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    Here it is.
     
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    Mood's mode!
    Pallas, I won!
    (Diaper pane, sold entire.)
    Melt till ever sere, hide it.

    Drown a more vile note;
    (Tar of rennet.)
    Ah, trowel, baton, eras ago.
    The reward? A "nisi." Two nag.

    Otary tastes putrid, yam was green.
    Odes up and on; stare we.
    Rats nod. Nap used one-erg saw.
    (May dirt upset satyr?)

    A toga now; 'tis in a drawer, eh?
    Togas are notable.
    (Worth a tenner for Ate`.)
    Tone liver. O Man, word-tied I.

    Here's revel!
    Little merit, Ned? Lose, Nap?
    Repaid now is all apedom's doom.
     
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    That's just too scarey!
     
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    Ten animals I slam in a net

    Draw, O Coward
     
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    a man, a plan, a canal: panama!
     
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    Todays palindromes:

    Oh, cameras are macho

    Draw, O coward
     
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    12,345,678,987,654,321
     
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    That's NOT a sentence.
     
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    WOW! I just know one in Spanish--

    dabale arroz a la zorra el abad
     
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    Nate bit a Tibetan.
     
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    a few from Germany:

    Lagerregal
    Reittier
    Rentner

    a sentence: Trug Tim eine so helle Hose nie mit Gurt?
     
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