Palm reader

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I was driving past a palm reader the other day and decided to stop in, but as I was sitting down at the table I managed to knock over her crystal ball.

Ended up costing me a fortune.
 

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The carnival palm reader looked at my hand. Carefully and softly went down my palm with her fingers, paused and put her hand up to her forehead as to summon some premonition.

She then asked me for $5.00, for some important information that will improve my love life. I thought about it, and gave the palm reader my money.

She then told me that I needed to use more lotion and my redness will clear up in a few days.