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Just over a quarter-century ago a new form of entertainment was born, the celebrity sex tape. If you are a certain age (around fifty) you can recall the visceral excitement over news that Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson and Mötley Crüe's drummer Tommy Lee made a sex video. That's right, an actual video of the two going at it before our very eyes!
Never mind the finished product was more a Travel Channel film about houseboating on the Colorado river, we John Q. Public got to see Tommy Lee bang an ex-Playboy playmate in the confines of our living rooms. All around the country sex hungry males drooled over Pam's whoozits, front and center. Scientists with a background in remote sensing carefully calculated the dimensions of Tommy Lee's penis.
Cut to the year 2021. The sexual landscape has drastically changed, words and phrases like "woke" and "overt misogyny" dot the landscape, and sex is now something women can use as a doomsday weapon against an aspiring politician. With that in mind, I can't wait to see how Pam & Tommy departs from the original. In this rewrite will Pam give Tommy a BJ while the two tool-up I-15 over Cajon Pass? When Tommy is at full mast aboard the houseboat, will she protest that she has a headache and isn't in the mood?
