So I was out at lunch on Sunday, really enjoying the food and company of my man when a waitress comes up to me 25 minutes later and whispers, "Miss, your underwear is exposed and everyone behind you can see it." I looked down at my right hip and Shock! Horror! I see that my swishy, loose summer dress had somehow ridden up while I was sitting myself down, exposing my yellow lacy undies. The back of my chair wasn't a solid piece, but had gaps, and leaning back on the chair, I had wedged my dress up there and exposed a qood 3/4 of my lacy right cheek to everybody in the restaurant throughout the entire time. I was SO embarrased, I adjusted my dress without even turning around to look-I didn't wanna know who was looking! Oh God! Why wasn't I wearing some really plain cotton panties or inconspicuous grandmother underwear that day! I've been told that two men behind me kept staring at me the whole time they were there. I can't believe no one said anything to me during those whole 25 minutes! So this is the lacy butt in crime. (Please, no comments about cellulite if you see it-I'm not young anymore ) I can sit and laugh about it now but I was sooooooo embarrassed then. Because there's a time and place for indecent exposure - just not then at a family restaurant! So my question is - what would you do if you saw a woman (whom you don't know) in my position? Would you say something to her?