Pardon me...

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    Are you aware that you talk too fucking much? Try shutting the fuck up and listening for a change.

    That is all.
     
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    Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
     
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    I don't believe that this meets the new PC standards previously not agreed to around these parts--except by the chosen few (whomsoever they might or might not be) . You see HickBoy, there are those who might be greatly agrieved by your use of the F word in its current context since F...ing is harsh against the dainty pure sound receivers or visual receptors of certain individuals.(must not offend thiose who have lost ears or eyes)
     
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    Shut the Hell Up

    1/2 part Bacardi® 151 rum
    1 part Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
    1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
    1/2 part Everclear® alcohol
    2 splashes grenadine syrup

    Pour Jager into glass. Mix Crown, Everclear, & 151 separately to layer on top of the Jager. Splash the Grenadine. Attempt to shoot & shut the hell up.
     
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    Perhaps it's because you need to be restrained, and dealt with severely.
     
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    I refuse to shut up.
     
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    People with better-than-average listening skills, people who listen with their hearts and not just their ears and heads, people like you, don't need to shut up. You already know when to talk, and when to listen.
     
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    Ok - :tapedshut:
     
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    --and another thing, I don't think Moderators with inconclusive avatars should be allowed to create new topics more than twice in a fortnight.
     
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    *writes this on a postcard and mails it to Stronzo* :rolleyes:
     
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    Inconclusive? Don't you know a faggot when you see one?
     
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    There's only one sure way to shut me up!:wink::biggrin:
     
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    And here I thought it was just a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together.







    It's perilously close to a fasces, if you ask me. Except for the axe, that is.
     
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    Smells like COCK.

    Yup, BEND OVER!!

    You sure have grown on me!
     
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    OMG
    I would be shut the hell up for the rest of my life if I drank that. Sounds yummy though...
     
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    Try the 1% cortisone cream and see if it clears up.
     
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    I just farted.
     
  18. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Listen, you old buzzard- Don't make me get out my 2x4 with the rusty nails in it for your over excessive use of the "F" word.

    And Kotch, knowing Hick, don't think he won't rip off that duct tape real slow just to prove a point.
    IN CONCLUSION-

    j/k:biggrin:
     
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    Guilty. I would have learned more and/or learned it sooner if I had just...
     
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