Parents seeing you naked
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BigStroker: That's disgusting, if it's true (which I doubt). All this incest and seeing dad hard is a bunch of bunk. If it IS true, it's sick and I hope you're saving your money so you can pay for therapy in a few years.
While I'm on it: I hope most readers realize that most of the messages on this site are phony. Yes, there are some very large dicks, but not near the number everyone on this site seems to think. Most of you are small to average, and that's fine -- get over it and get a life! Stop jerking with your siblings and leave dad's pecker alone!
While I'm on it: I hope most readers realize that most of the messages on this site are phony. Yes, there are some very large dicks, but not near the number everyone on this site seems to think. Most of you are small to average, and that's fine -- get over it and get a life! Stop jerking with your siblings and leave dad's pecker alone!
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Buddy, I think that's cool that you all had such an open relationship with your bros and dad. Although it doesn't suprise me with your brothers, it does with your dad. But hey, I wish my dad had been as open to conversation like that with me.
Buddy: It is not incest. None ever did anything but J/O in front of each other. We all felt comfortable being around each other, with or without clothes on. This is all we've ever known.
Dad remarried, has a step-son, who is now 16, and twin sons 6 years old. All six of us boys have seen each other naked.
Dad remarried, has a step-son, who is now 16, and twin sons 6 years old. All six of us boys have seen each other naked.
Hapi Papi: Jonny, would relative be better than ancestor? If anyone had an incestuous affair with an ancestor, they'd have to be necrophiliacs... either way... they need Dr. Phil...
I don't buy the story anyway...
I don't buy the story anyway...
Not at all. An ancestor is ANY relative from whom one is directly descended. That includes your parents; that includes your grandparents. It doesn't have to refer to someone in your remote family history. My parents aren't dead. My grandparents aren't dead ... they just smell that way. They are among my ancestors. That said, I would not engage in any sexual situation with any of them. The idea creeps me out.
Nor do I.
madame_zora
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DMW, you cracked me up, baby! Smelly ancestors make bad sex objects, indeed. Now OTHER people's ancestors are another story...
Buddy:
Being naked was the way it is at my house. I've seen my dad naked many times, it is rare that we all, the boys in the house, have a shirt on. Or clothes on going from the bathroom to bedroom. My step-brother sleeps raw now too. He's 16 and a skinny little guy. He has no body hair, and a 7 " pecker. He's full of himself. All four of us "work out".
Dad doesn't j/o with us, he has a wife. Do married men jerk off?
jonb - you spend to much time thinking and not enough time playing.
Being naked was the way it is at my house. I've seen my dad naked many times, it is rare that we all, the boys in the house, have a shirt on. Or clothes on going from the bathroom to bedroom. My step-brother sleeps raw now too. He's 16 and a skinny little guy. He has no body hair, and a 7 " pecker. He's full of himself. All four of us "work out".
Dad doesn't j/o with us, he has a wife. Do married men jerk off?
^_^ Fortunately, no parent of mine saw me naked. Except when I was a baby, thank you.
:blink: :blink: Now I remember !!! My mother told me that when I was a baby, one of her job colleagues, vising our place, saw me naked when my dipers were changed and told her my cock is big... and that I'm gonna screw the boss's daughter, etc ! I'm not kidding ! :angry: I turned red when my mother told me that, 2-3 years ago. UGH !!! <_<
:blink: :blink: Now I remember !!! My mother told me that when I was a baby, one of her job colleagues, vising our place, saw me naked when my dipers were changed and told her my cock is big... and that I'm gonna screw the boss's daughter, etc ! I'm not kidding ! :angry: I turned red when my mother told me that, 2-3 years ago. UGH !!! <_<
Knight-7x6
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A few months ago, the phone rang one morning so I got out of bed (naked) to answer it, also trailing a morning wood with me. I picked up the phone, said 'hello' and my mum walked out of her bedroom. I forgot she wasn't at work on this day. I dropped the phone and ran back to my bed to cover up.
Within 10 minutes I was dressed and out of there, went to my grandads who lived 10 mins away and he'd already heard. Then the neighours heard. The size has either been exaggerated or misjudged as my (female) neighbours think its huge. This is probably because it was 6 inches and still 'floppy, or bent downwards, I can have it at 6 inches long and still be quite flexible. It's good to have the interest of my neighbours but it was really embarrassing at the time.
This is your cue to help improve "neighbourly relationships!" 
Saying that, your mum's a gossip??
Saying that, your mum's a gossip??
My mother saw me naked enough times that it meant nothing to me. But recently I got caught in the buff to my embarassment.
As some of you know, I share a mobile home with my youngest daughter (55 yo but still my youngest). She had plans a few days ago to go shopping with a friend with whom she works so when she left I figured to avail myself of the time for a leisurely shower - which I did. I left the bathroom door open so as not to steam up the mirrors. As usual, I left my mid-section till last and with plenty of suds had worked up a pretty fancy erection if I do say so myself. I had no thought of hammering off since it is a shared tub. It was just that it feels good and I still like to admire the old boy.
Apparently, she had forgotten something and returned. She and her friend must have come in just as I was turning off the water because I hadn't heard the door or anything and was unaware that I was no longer alone until Daughter walked in the bathroom door. I had my towel around my shoulers preparing to dry my back and my recently admired member had just begun to relax. She took a good look and saying, "Excuuuuxe me!" backed out and closed the door.
She went back to her friend and (because of some peculiarity in our accoustics) I could hear their conversation. Daughter said, Well! I just caught Dad in the tub with a huge bone on." Her friend said something like, "Oh, no!" and then asked, "What do you mean by "huge"?" I guess that Daughter gave a demo with her hands to which her friend responded, "I never guessed that he - or anyone else for that matter - would have a thing like that but I WILL be checking from now on."
Having collected whatever it was that they had come back for, they left. That evening, however, Daughter brought the subject up by saying that her friend didn't believe her when she reported my apparent size. She then told me that it was a common topic in the family. My son, when he was younger, frequently showered with me so that I could supervise his hygiene and it seems that he carried tales to his sisters. She said that she was now satisfied that he hadn't exaggerated but "just for the record" she would like to know the specifics. I could see no harm in it so I told her the facts as they are. Her reaction was like, "Good Lord!" and then asked, "Did Mom ever have any trouble with that?" My wife was a small woman, 5'2", with a very generous 36C chest and an equally accommodating vagina. She NEVER had a moments pause taking all I had to offer - even on our wedding night (and a few times before). I reported this to Daughter and she just shook her head and said, "Lucky, lucky Mom. I never experienced anything even as much as 6", and I was married TWICE!'
Gramps
As some of you know, I share a mobile home with my youngest daughter (55 yo but still my youngest). She had plans a few days ago to go shopping with a friend with whom she works so when she left I figured to avail myself of the time for a leisurely shower - which I did. I left the bathroom door open so as not to steam up the mirrors. As usual, I left my mid-section till last and with plenty of suds had worked up a pretty fancy erection if I do say so myself. I had no thought of hammering off since it is a shared tub. It was just that it feels good and I still like to admire the old boy.
Apparently, she had forgotten something and returned. She and her friend must have come in just as I was turning off the water because I hadn't heard the door or anything and was unaware that I was no longer alone until Daughter walked in the bathroom door. I had my towel around my shoulers preparing to dry my back and my recently admired member had just begun to relax. She took a good look and saying, "Excuuuuxe me!" backed out and closed the door.
She went back to her friend and (because of some peculiarity in our accoustics) I could hear their conversation. Daughter said, Well! I just caught Dad in the tub with a huge bone on." Her friend said something like, "Oh, no!" and then asked, "What do you mean by "huge"?" I guess that Daughter gave a demo with her hands to which her friend responded, "I never guessed that he - or anyone else for that matter - would have a thing like that but I WILL be checking from now on."
Having collected whatever it was that they had come back for, they left. That evening, however, Daughter brought the subject up by saying that her friend didn't believe her when she reported my apparent size. She then told me that it was a common topic in the family. My son, when he was younger, frequently showered with me so that I could supervise his hygiene and it seems that he carried tales to his sisters. She said that she was now satisfied that he hadn't exaggerated but "just for the record" she would like to know the specifics. I could see no harm in it so I told her the facts as they are. Her reaction was like, "Good Lord!" and then asked, "Did Mom ever have any trouble with that?" My wife was a small woman, 5'2", with a very generous 36C chest and an equally accommodating vagina. She NEVER had a moments pause taking all I had to offer - even on our wedding night (and a few times before). I reported this to Daughter and she just shook her head and said, "Lucky, lucky Mom. I never experienced anything even as much as 6", and I was married TWICE!'
Gramps
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