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The minute my older brother came out of the closet, my family started trying to save ne from his fate. Then they realized I liked women and then they started to marry me off. Mind you, my older brother came out when he was 20 and I am nine years younger than he. I had to stop bringing girls home because I would get things like this:

"Oh she is a lovely girl. Have you talked about long term yet?" I would reply, "Can I get out of 9th grade first?"

"You know your mother wanted a grandchild before you were 25." I would reply, "Funny, mom looked 30 when she was 50 and never once mentioned grandkids."

"With your brother being a confirmed bachelor and all, we need someone to have a baby and carry on the family name." I would reply with a phonebook in hand, "There is no shortage of Smiths in the world. TRUST ME!"

The best thing about my brother coming out was I could date whoever I wanted just as long as they were female. :rofl:
 

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Never broached the subject with either parent. Maybe my mum suspects but I tend towards the asexual rather than sexual aspects.

At last 5 years without a relationship now, and I appreciate nice things when I see them, and I did meet a lovely lady at a party the other day, someone you cld really talk to. I tend to find men more physically attractive.

Still, yeah that parents thing never had it nor likely to I reckon :biggrin1:. My brothers know and are okay with it, both maintain regular girlfriends. Not many of my friends know either to be honest I am a very private person most of the time. Hell it took me over 2 years to post my pictures here thats how shy and bad I am.
 

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This past sunday my mom basically said she was worried that I was keeping somthing from her because I never talk about relationships i have and what girls I might be interested in at school......she then said that i will accept you no matter if i like a him or a her lol, just curious has anyone ever had that awkard conversation with their parents???????



o yeah I am only a little bi-curious, all I really want to with a guy is jackoff with them nothing more, just some little male bonding lol

What are you doing to give your parents the impression that you are gay? That is strange.

internet history search turns up large penis support group obviously

Oh, I should've know better. If you had a mom like mine, she would've been hitting that history button on the internet browser big time. She was one of those living life vicariously through others. :rolleyes::smile: In other words, she was nosey. :smile:
 

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My parents were kind of goofy when it came to me bringing girls home. Mom would *ALWAYS* drag out the baby pictures which would just embarrass the hell out of me. Plus, almost on a daily basis, *EVERYONE* on all sides in my family would constantly ask me when I was getting married. This just drove me up the wall. One can only here "when ya getting married" approx. 300,000 times before something just snaps. They would also shower my girlfriend or any girl that was just my friend with attention non-stop whether it was good, bad, indifferent, or otherwise. It got to the point that if I cared for her, I would not subject her to the torture that is my family unless I was hell bent on trying to get rid of her. :firedevil:

So I got to where I just didn't bring women home to meet any of my family. Mistake. They got to thinking I was gay. I'd get the standard lecture from mom about it being ok if I was gay as they'd love me anyway. The other side of the family was a different story. And they made it clear as such.

So the not bringing any girls around my family made them suspicious about me being gay. It's kinda hard to explain to your family that if I wanted to keep a girl, that it's best if I don't bring them around. It also got to the point that I wouldn't attend family functions at all until I made grandma lay down the law to everybody that they were NOT to ask me when I was getting married, or I'd leave on the spot. It worked. (cause she wanted to see me :biggrin1:)

One fine day, I accidentally fixed all that. My dad was working construction near where I lived and I told him the back door was unlocked, that he could come over anytime and have full run of the house. It never occurred to me to let him know that work was called off one day on account of a water fountain that had ruptured during the night so there was standing water 2 feet deep all over. So I call my girlfriend to come over to play. My dad leaves work for lunch and comes over to raid my fridge. He catches me and her going at it on the couch, then leaves quietly. We never knew. :eek:

From that point on, the gay whispers stopped on both sides of the family. Now the "when ya getting married" thing hasn't. But it has slowed down a lot.

So I guess what I'm saying is: if you don't want your family to think you're gay, let one of them catch you in the middle of sex with the opposite sex. :biggrin1:
 

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So I guess what I'm saying is: if you don't want your family to think you're gay, let one of them catch you in the middle of sex with the opposite sex. :biggrin1:

Well, that would be misleading. Why do you have to keep up the "appearances"? You will get caught anyway--with a male and/or female. So be honest about who you like. If you like men and women, say so. You won't be in much drama compared to not being honest.
If you lose family members over your sexuality...it is better to know now when you don't need them compared to later on when you do. You'll know who you can depend on.

It is your sexuality. Your life. And your cock. It likes what it likes. What kinda sex life would adult children have if their parents are picking out "partners" for their kids?
 

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From that point on, the gay whispers stopped on both sides of the family. Now the "when ya getting married" thing hasn't. But it has slowed down a lot.

Yeah, true. Every year, my aunts keep asking that question. They still don't get an invite to the "wedding". Hehehe.
 

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This past sunday my mom basically said she was worried that I was keeping somthing from her because I never talk about relationships i have and what girls I might be interested in at school......she then said that i will accept you no matter if i like a him or a her lol, just curious has anyone ever had that awkard conversation with their parents???????



o yeah I am only a little bi-curious, all I really want to with a guy is jackoff with them nothing more, just some little male bonding lol
Aw yeah just last week actually. I was supposed to go to a gay social with my gay friends and my mom pulled a speel ..."How do you ever expect to find a partner if you only hang out with gay people, you obviously aren't telling us something." lol but yeah... it bites,, but grin a bear it if you are straight.
 

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Yeah, I guess there are people who don't AGREE with REALITY?! (sort of like those creationists 'n stuff)

You talk to your mom four times a week?; are you sure you're not gay?!

My dad is one of the biggest homophobic people on the face of this earth and would disown me if I ever decided to come out the closet. My mom would not disown me i dont think but she would not approve, and would probrabally stop talking to me as frequently as she does Now about 4 times a week. that would slow down to maybe once a month. I guess my mom would still somewhat love me because I am her son, but they REALLY dont agree with homosexuality
 

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When I was having a relationship with a girl, my mother was always worried I was gonna knock the girl up. When I went long periods without a girlfriend my mother made lot's of innuendo's about how maybe I was spending too much time with my male friends and..... Little did she know that I liked fucking both and did and if she new how early in years I started to fuck, she would have had a coronary. lol
 

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When I was having a relationship with a girl, my mother was always worried I was gonna knock the girl up. When I went long periods without a girlfriend my mother made lot's of innuendo's about how maybe I was spending too much time with my male friends and..... Little did she know that I liked fucking both and did and if she new how early in years I started to fuck, she would have had a coronary. lol

Yeah, my mom was the same way. My older sister had gotten "knocked up" twice by neighbor and a neighborhood resident, respectively. Which the gauntlet thrown REALLY trickled down to me, my mom was afraid that I was going to be knocking up women in junior and senior high. (I wasn't into women at all. The women at my schools didn't really find Invisi very sexy. But, I wasn't concerned. I was gay. I came out during the AIDS epidemic in the late eighties.) I didn't fuck any guys until I graduated from college.

When I told my mom about being gay...she thought that I wanted to be a woman. (What do heterosexual women who grew up in the 1930s knew about homosexual men? My mom thought that all gay men were wanting to be women.) I told my mom that I was VERY happy wih my penis. I told her about one of my drag queen associates had wanted to be woman and that s/he had a "guy-gantic peenus". And I mimed the distance with both of my hands (and his girth.) You could've knocked my mom over with a feather. She was like "HE WANTS to be a woman with that Washington Monument dangling?!!!" Hehehe. (He didn't get the surgery after all, though. So somewhere in A-ville, there is a drag queen with a dick o' death doing performances. If you are from A-ville...and know who I am talking about...shut yer face. It ain't her. :rolleyes:)
 

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My best friend is a 24 year old virgin . Never dated girls because of shyness . He is straight but most of his family think that he is gay. :rolleyes::rolleyes: His family members dont understand him .
 

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My parents at one time thought I was.

I am just extremely shy and I can't approach girls. But there has always been that one girl I have a crush on each year in school.

I just told them what the deal is and they understood. Not the most flattering thing when your parents think you are gay and you really arent.
 

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omg long time ago when i was 15year old with my moms and my sister she asked me because i was having no girlfriend my brother looked at me and laught i was laughing too because welll he was going in my computer and see all the porn site of girl getthing gang bang hmm lesbian ETc.. she asked me 2 time when i was 15year old XD
 

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I came out very young, but there was drama. My mom was crying and told me that she would have to kill herself in the old country (Japan)! I almost snapped back in a very defiant teen queen manner that isn't that why she left. But she was so genuinely distraught over it I displayed probably my only mature moment in my youth and just hugged her. She got over it, but my parents never got over me being a Democrat.
 

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This past sunday my mom basically said she was worried that I was keeping somthing from her because I never talk about relationships i have and what girls I might be interested in at school......she then said that i will accept you no matter if i like a him or a her lol, just curious has anyone ever had that awkard conversation with their parents???????



o yeah I am only a little bi-curious, all I really want to with a guy is jackoff with them nothing more, just some little male bonding lol

Simply say that you're not gay. She's your mother, she'll believe you. :smile:
 

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I have to agree with BigDuder, Mom found out that you were looking at big cocks on the internet. If your'e not dating or talking about women and she knows that you have been checking out guys packages, she is going to think that you are gay. Add some women to your porn viewing to give Detective Mom some relief. Or, just let her know that you are a little curious like most other men. Maybe you should check out her browsing history. She may have made it to LPSG herself and found some big ones. By now, she may even be a member. I would be careful, she may be reading all your posts.