Paris Hilton's short sentence

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  1. burns1de

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    What a fucking joke. Meanwhile, jails are overcrowded because people are thrown in there for victimless crimes, like smoking weed. Gotta let the princess off in three weeks, though. At least now she can claim that she's a real O.G., 'cause she was in the can. Word. Represent. I wonder if she's gonna come out of there full of tattoos and record a gangsta rap album about her jail time experiences.

    I hope she gets cancer.
     
  2. HazelGod

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    I hope she gets shanked.

    Or at least gets her face slashed up to the point where it can't be reconstructed convincingly. Basically, if I never see another video or photo of her in the media, it will be too soon.
     
  3. ClaireTalon

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    Guys, don't be so harsh to her. Give me two weeks with her and a secluded place in GA in summer, and I'll make a woman with attitude out of that spoiled, snotty bitch.

    *insert Drill Sergeant smiley here*
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    Personally,I see Paris Hilton as a nobody that is somebody or that a somebody who is nobody.This was once said about Alfred E.Newman of Mad magazine-which is pretty much the same as Paris Hilton.What me worry should her motto.

    Conrad Hilton must have married some really stupid women-as the rest of the clan.What he her grandfather or great grandfather.Some should google this and post it up.





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  5. madame_zora

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    Geez Mavarack, could you possibly be any more obvious? You've been banned from this site many many times, and I've reported you to the moderators again. Kindly fuck off and die. KTHXBYE
     
  6. burns1de

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    She's already ugly enough, I don't see any point in fucking up her face more than it is naturally.
     
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    She's just going to jail, not prison.
     
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    Where can I sign up for this boot camp? I like a challenge. You know, that would be very marketable. You should go into business.
     
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    And forfeit my Captain bars in the process? Hell, I'd do that job just for the fun of trashing that little blonde airhead.

    Longstud9inches, I don't know whether you've ever read Arthur Hailey's novel Hotel (1965)? I have, and I'm pretty sure Conrad Hilton has a guest appearance there. Of course not under his real name, but one of the characters is the owner of an international hotel chain, by the name of Curtis O'Keefe, a Texan, if I remember correctly. He's described as a vain, self-centered and nouveau-riche businessman with a preference for a playboy's life, yachts, cars and airheaded bunnies for his bed.
     
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    That made me laugh.
     
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    I think this highlights the fact that on both sides of the Atlantic non-custodial sentences ought to be used where possible as punishments for minor offences. Whilst I fully support custodial sentences for those who've committed the very worst types of crimes I think the urge to send low level offenders to prison, usually for relatively short periods, simply to 'teach them a lesson' is one the courts should resist.
     
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    Ugh. If the same thing happened to somebody who wasn't a celebrity or a spoiled, filthy rich dumb bitch, they woul'dve gotten a year or something. Ridiculous.
     
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    I don't suppose that there is even the slightest chance of a possibility that they lock her up and somehow misplace the key. I would be ever so grateful.
     
  14. Pecker

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    I thought her shortest sentence was, "Not guilty."
     
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    "That's hot."
     
  16. burns1de

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    "Me dumb."
     
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    Is she that dumb fake blonde girl whose family owns the mediocre hotels?
     
  18. Deno

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    they should have locked her up with the male population.....
     
  19. burns1de

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    Christ man, there's already enough STDs circulating in jails, they don't Paris's.
     
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