Paris Hilton's used panties: how much?

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  1. B_Edward Yawn

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    How much would you be willing to pay for a pair of Paris Hilton's used panties? I would pay as much as $250 USD. As rich as she is, I doubt she has ever worn the same pair twice, so her used panties should not be that worn out.
     
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    A penny.
     
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    Paris who?? Ah yes, the granddaughter of a entrepreneur who deserves no respect from me whatsoever....
     
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    Surely they are worth more than that.
     
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    They arent worth the postage.

    Who wants the underwear of a skank?
     
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    It must get lonely down there at the South Pole. :rolleyes:
     
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    I just remembered something: does she even wear panties at all?
     
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    You'd have to pay me! Hazmat disposal isn't cheap you know.
     
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    If I wore panties I'd pay $3.95 for a pair of Britney's. She doesn't wear them anyway. As for Paris', must agree with SoFla you'd have to pay me. It might be fun to put them in a petri dish and see what grows but sea monkeys are cheap.
     
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    EWW, who would want used panties of anyone?
     
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    Hey come on, if Paris Hilton wore them, they are worth more than gold.
     
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    mmmm.... you'd be suprised...

    If I was HAWT...and put my bulge pic wearing a pair of underwear, offering worn sweaty underwear on Ebay - You wouldn't believe the bids it would get.

    Moreso, jock straps are a HOT seller, especially if the donor is a hottie.
    I've had several people ask for my jock straps/underwear in my time...and im not all that.

    Sniffing Paris's undees would be like sniffing the crotch of 1000 ugly sweaty men.
     
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    I was once an avid colector of womens panties......i had an assortment of strippers panties,damned daschund got a hold of em...
     
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    This is how hobbies get started, you know...:rolleyes:
     
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    Auctioner: We’ll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
    Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: ...Fifty bucks!
     
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    She's nothing more than a skanky, no talent, two-bit whore (twice bitten, perhaps, as well?). I bet that you'd get herpes, gonorrhea, crabs and venereal warts from her panties. Go ahead and buy them, but make sure that you have good health insurance to cover all your doctor appointments that you'll need.
     
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    You'd have to pay me. There is no way I would frame them or anything, they would just hang around and collect junk till I threw them out. Besides they probably aren't actually worn.. someone is probably making that shit up. As if Paris would let someone see what her worn underwear looked like. I can just imagine a huge skid mark in them or something to that effect. Mmmm pretty.
     
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    The same amount I'd pay for Britney's panties or O.J's boxer shorts (or is it briefs?). NOTHING. :yuck:
     
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    50% of their actual worth so I could sell it on.
     
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    How many different men has Paris Hilton had sex with?
     
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