PARIS, you're still HOT!

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Paris was let out of jail this morning to be confined to her home for 40 days.
She had a medical issue.......that's what they said.

Oh...."poor thing".
Please......
This is unbelievable.
She was in a "special needs" area of the jail that's for police officers and celebrities and anyone who needs to be kept from the general jail population.
12 two person cells.
Paris did not have a roommate.

I guess now the partying will all be at Paris' house.

And she had originally said that she wanted her jail term to change people's impression of her.
Well, not Now you stupid twat !!

I forgot.....she has to wear a monitor ankle bracelet for the 40 days.
 

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What the fuck!? It wasn't even a real prison. It was like staying in a cheap motel for a few weeks. And she couldn't even hack that?

She deserves no pardon, in any way shape or form. One rule for her and a different one for everyone else? So THAT's how law works.
 

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Y'know, I never understood her popularity with the general public. I guess she had a good PR machine. However, I've just finished reading a handful of the news articles about her release, just to get a feel for public reaction; she really shot herself in the foot this time. More than 90% of the comments have been negative concerning her early release, from Cali to New York. Hopefully the backlash will destroy her public persona career and we will be saved from ever having to see, hear, or read about her ever again.

She should've hired Martha Steward's publicist... could've salvaged her career.

Her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III is cute.
 
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You're all jealous!!!

She is a total babe, who nearly always looks hot, happy and healthy.

I respect how she has made a business out of her image, she is clearly very smart too!

If she paid me I'd slip her a length or two!:tongue:
 

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Why all the hatred on her? It isn't like she stole the key, unlocked the cell and walked out. The County jail could have kept her in if they wanted to and sent her to the infirmary or whereever they take other inmates because of whatever ailment she says she has. If you want to bitch about something bitch about Sheriff Lee Baca, he is the one that made the ultimate decision to free her AFTER consulting the judge that sentenced her. Also....really what did she do? She drove when she wasn't supposed to........ummm...ok. Sure the whole sobriety test debacle ensued...she paid her fines, etc, etc.. Paris is guilty of one thing.......being Paris. So what...you don't like her? Don't look at her. Someone commented they hope this destroys her and we never hear from her again. Well you speaking of her, keeps her in your thoughts and others....therefore she will never go away. Why are we not bitching about rapists, pedophiles, drug pushers and users that are released early? THAT is something to bitch about.
 

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If you are reading this, sending you best wishes for a hot time in jail and lots of fun meeting some babe-o-licious new friends. Be good!!

I'm sending Paris a card, feel free to add your own greetings and messages...

LOL
 

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Why all the hatred on her? It isn't like she stole the key, unlocked the cell and walked out. The County jail could have kept her in if they wanted to and sent her to the infirmary or whereever they take other inmates because of whatever ailment she says she has. If you want to bitch about something bitch about Sheriff Lee Baca, he is the one that made the ultimate decision to free her AFTER consulting the judge that sentenced her. Also....really what did she do? She drove when she wasn't supposed to........ummm...ok. Sure the whole sobriety test debacle ensued...she paid her fines, etc, etc.. Paris is guilty of one thing.......being Paris. So what...you don't like her? Don't look at her. Someone commented they hope this destroys her and we never hear from her again. Well you speaking of her, keeps her in your thoughts and others....therefore she will never go away. Why are we not bitching about rapists, pedophiles, drug pushers and users that are released early? THAT is something to bitch about.

Paris Hilton represents everything that is wrong with the world - 99.999% of the population of Earth needs to work 40+ hours a week to make ends meet, meanwhile Paris gets by only because of daddy and her fame. Is there jealousy involved? Probably. But she's still a dumb, skanky ho with absolutely NO skills or talents of note (even her Solomon blowjob sucked, in more ways than one).

We're not bitching about rapists and shit because this thread isn't entitled 'RAPISTS, you're still HOT!', duh. Might as well start whining about everything, everywhere, all the time while we're at it.
 

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So she represents what is wrong in the world.....hmmmm if living off of
daddy's money, giving bad blow jobs is the only thing wrong in the world then damn we are doing great.....

also, thank you for the heads up on what this topic is REALLY about....... i was just making a point sir.
 

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Thank fuck she got off easy... you know, shopping from home on the internet will help the economy, couldn't do that in jail. Paris will def go far... someone has to spend daddy Hilton's mega stash... and in time she'll find worthwhile causes to make her feel better about losing her looks to the sagging decaying effects of time instead of trying to drive somewhere on her own in a drunken state (what is an XL hung chauffeur for anyway??) . It is inevitable, so no use in bitching about it like it is some horrendous priviledged permanent stain on the horizon. It isn't horrendous, it is hot.
 

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Hate to go off this topic but why does LongNThick have nudity in his avatar.
I thought that was against the rules.
 

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I'd be the first to admit that I can tolerate people with personality disorders who are devoid of talent, as long as they are attractive. Hilton though is FUGLY. Or as we would say over here in Blighty, a right minger.:eek:
To which Paris replies, "Are you calling me a pikey? Are you calling me a pikey, now? I'm no bovvered. Face, pikey, jail, BOVVERED!"
 

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Hate to go off this topic but why does LongNThick have nudity in his avatar.
I thought that was against the rules.
It is against the rules. I'm sure he'll get found out soon enough and one of the mods will change it. Just to speed it up we can always post a link to his user profile in Big D's "Avatars" thread in the Help Desk forum.
 

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It is against the rules. I'm sure he'll get found out soon enough and one of the mods will change it. Just to speed it up we can always post a link to his user profile in Big D's "Avatars" thread in the Help Desk forum.

Thanks. :smile:
Wasn't sure on how to report it.