His spelling and grammar are atrocious, wow.
Parker Lanosa
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Nah, the whole “build with a busy man” stuff is BS. A “busy” man can still be “broke”.
What woman wouldn’t want life advice from an illiterate dude that lives with his parents?
he conveniently didn’t add broke as in: uneducated
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I just threw up in my mouth.
Maybe Parker just needs a proper
in his 
Anyone care to volunteer?
he’s speaking to the laddie community, ok. Young scottish men need guidance in these troubled times.
I'm more confused by the caption. You "win at life" by sitting around an empty pool living of your mommy and daddy's money?
No, there was a book he was reading. I guess literacy equals wealth.
Probably just had it for the pic, I don’t think he can read actually
Probably just had it for the pic, I don’t think he can read actually
Found this video elsewhere. From his OF, literally content of him just brushing his teeth is what a subscription gets you.
![on2.mp4]( "on2.mp4")
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Yeah... I know it ain't his dick. But WTF is it? Maybe a butt plug he's storing for later?
![Parker Dildo.gif]( "Parker Dildo.gif")
That's actually comically embarrassing. Does he not remember he already put out a video of his naked dick looking closer to a half eaten tic-tac than whatever ridiculous prop he has stuffed in his underwear in that gif?
