**TMI warning for those who find menstrual blood distasteful**
Not sure why I'm posting this, I guess it's cos in the end of the day you have to laugh at yourself, really, don't you.
OK - so I got my period this morning - I'm not a messy starter, got up went to the loo, there it was - no worries - tampon - get on with the day.
An hour later I go to the loo again and so change said tampon. Now, for reaons of plumbing, beyond boring, I can't flush my tampons, I put them in a bit of tissue and then into a sealed bin. So having extracted the tampon I commence this procedure, but I didn't notice how damned heavily the flow had been - into the tissue, tighten the bundle to chuck in the bin - BAM - fucker goes off like a water balloon. I swear I didn't squeeze it hard but there is blood fucking everywhere.
So I clean up the floor, and walls, and loo-side bin and the side of the fucking bath (over a meter away) with hot water and disinfectant - no worries - change my clothes, pain in the arse, I'd only just washed those jeans.
Doesn't really sound so bad, does it? No? Well think again - becuase it hit the fucking tile grout in about 9 places on the wall - and it doesn't wipe off - it stains. So I've just spent an hour this morning scraping out and regrouting a meter squared section of tiling because I'm a clumsy bitch!
Great! My ideal fucking morning...
I really am a dosey cow at this time of the month. Has anyone else done anything quite this stupid? (I doubt it somehow)
Not sure why I'm posting this, I guess it's cos in the end of the day you have to laugh at yourself, really, don't you.
OK - so I got my period this morning - I'm not a messy starter, got up went to the loo, there it was - no worries - tampon - get on with the day.
An hour later I go to the loo again and so change said tampon. Now, for reaons of plumbing, beyond boring, I can't flush my tampons, I put them in a bit of tissue and then into a sealed bin. So having extracted the tampon I commence this procedure, but I didn't notice how damned heavily the flow had been - into the tissue, tighten the bundle to chuck in the bin - BAM - fucker goes off like a water balloon. I swear I didn't squeeze it hard but there is blood fucking everywhere.
So I clean up the floor, and walls, and loo-side bin and the side of the fucking bath (over a meter away) with hot water and disinfectant - no worries - change my clothes, pain in the arse, I'd only just washed those jeans.
Doesn't really sound so bad, does it? No? Well think again - becuase it hit the fucking tile grout in about 9 places on the wall - and it doesn't wipe off - it stains. So I've just spent an hour this morning scraping out and regrouting a meter squared section of tiling because I'm a clumsy bitch!
Great! My ideal fucking morning...
I really am a dosey cow at this time of the month. Has anyone else done anything quite this stupid? (I doubt it somehow)