NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:uke: I'm never having sex again. At least not with you, our first time was good though, right Snoozie?
NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:uke: I'm never having sex again. At least not with you, our first time was good though, right Snoozie?
NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:
Some guy said that about his girlfriend once... "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die..." they didn't stay together long.NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:
uke: I'm never having sex again. At least not with you, our first time was good though, right Snoozie?
you really don't want to know!Chunky womanliness? Isn't it just blood that flows out? Maybe I don't want to know.
you really don't want to know!
Chunky womanliness? Isn't it just blood that flows out? Maybe I don't want to know.
NO appetite for dinner now.:yell: Can you see the actual egg sometimes?
We're women not fucking chickens!![]()
Don't be fucking ridiculous! We're women not fucking chickens!
Bloody hell - did you not do sex ed in school?
And don't forget about the clots![]()
ROTFLMAO...grout is meant to be white you say? i think i need to clean the bathroom.
Hydrogen peroxide does a pretty damned good job of getting blood (or other stains) out of grout (or your knickers, dolfette.) It can do some damage if left on too long, but it's much easier to work with than chlorine bleach.Yup, I learned that from the conservationist at the historical association where I used to work. I buy hydrogen peroxide buy the quart for just such an emergency.
I had a similar (well kinda) problem once after my ex beat the living daylights out of me. I went to the bathroom to clean myself up but started sneezing (like things weren't bad enough already) I covered the tiles behind the sink
Jesus Christ Kotch! I am beyond sorry that happend to you but ever so glad you survived. :redface:
He'd have killed me if he'd seen the mess so I cleaned it up and used white nail polish to cover the stains. Now that is pure genius!
My God. The other day I was in my kitchen in a pair of capri pants talking to a friend. I was on the tail end of my period, so I was wearing a pad, and I guess it was overcome all of a sudden because I felt pretty much the same thing I felt when my water broke when I had my son. It wasn't water though. It was a massive outflow of chunky womanliness that ran down both legs and started pooling on the kitchen floor. That's never happened to me before. I went into the bathroom and it looked like I had just been slaughtered. Eek!I have endometriosis unfortunately what you describe happens to me quite frequently. Though hyper vigilant about pad changes I find myself buying peroxide by the quart.:redface: So that's what water breaking feels like... I wondered.
Fortunately the tiles got clean with some scrubbing.
ROTFLMAO I think I'll make that my next signature line hahahaha :biggrin1: :tongue: :biggrin1:NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:
Ah, men. They will scratch, fart, share stories about their latest toilet contribution, but bring up a period and they are running for the hills. God love em'. I believe it is the secret weapon women have missed in the quest to ruling the world. :biggrin1: Some men are like that but not all.
My story: I was at work and having an unusually heavy flow. . .not realizing I had soaked thru my pants, and ended up leaving a red imprint. I was MORTIPHIED, and the only girl there at the time. Being the sick, twisted b******* that they are, my co-workers promptly offered to make me a tourniquet. :redface: OMFG! :biggrin1: I'm just trying to imagine where the tourniquet would have to go.:biggrin1:
Nope, you really don't. :tongue: :redface:Chunky womanliness? Isn't it just blood that flows out? Maybe I don't want to know.
ROTFLMAO hahaha No darling, can you see the individual sperm when you jerk off?NO appetite for dinner now.:yell: Can you see the actual egg sometimes?
Now you're just trying to scare the poor boy.Don't be fucking ridiculous! We're women not fucking chickens! MB you have a wonderful way with words which I truly adore. Bloody hell - did you not do sex ed in school? I have no idea what sex ed is like in Europe, but it is woefully lacking in most of the US.
And don't forget about the clots![]()
Now you're just trying to scare the poor boy.
NEVER underestimate any animal that can bleed for a week and not die!:biggrin1:
Wise advice! But I for one know that women can't open doors with more than one lock, so I should be safe. :wink:
That's my garden shed dear.![]()