Particularly unexpected effect of menstruation

[LoveItBitch]

FUCK!!!! worse as u get older... really?????

 

[dolfette]

WRONG! The correct answer is "zero - the woman with PMS grabs a butcher knife, finds the nearest male, brandishes the knife, and screams 'I have PMS! Change the bloody light bulb before I cut you to ribbons!' "

my ex tells everyone that story.

the knife was blunt ffs

 

[ManlyBanisters]

my ex tells everyone that story.

the knife was blunt ffs

:lmao:

Actually - I like doing DIY when I'm on.

POWER TOOLS!!

HA HAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAAAA!

*ahem*

Sorry.

 

[Not_Punny]

Oooooh, you gals are braver than me (to talk about this)! THanks for a good belly laugh. '-)

 

[B_Heft2]

Gee, thanks for sharing, I guess if anyone has any good diahrea-accident stories too, this is the thread for it...

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Well - some women do get the runs with their period, but other than that I don't see the connection.

 

[dolfette]

Well - some women do get the runs with their period, but other than that I don't see the connection.

that's just before i go into labour.

saves the embarrassment of pushing out more than a baby!

 

[Big Dreamer]

that's just before i go into labour.

saves the embarrassment of pushing out more than a baby!

From what I remember about being in the delivery room with my wife, the entire scene is pretty much beyond embarrassment.

 

[dolfette]

From what I remember about being in the delivery room with my wife, the entire scene is pretty much beyond embarrassment.

i was very dignified!

...except for pulling my partners hair.
and toking on the air tube like a mock spliff.
and telling the midwife off for suggesting i lie down.
and digging my nails into his hands.
and kneeling there with me arse facing the crowd while i pshed out a baby.
but other than that!

 

[Big Dreamer]

i was very dignified!

...except for pulling my partners hair.
and toking on the air tube like a mock spliff.
and telling the midwife off for suggesting i lie down.
and digging my nails into his hands.
and kneeling there with me arse facing the crowd while i pshed out a baby.
but other than that!

I complained to my wife that she was squeezing my thumb too hard during a contraction.

That went over well. :2gunsfiring_v1:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Roughly half of the populations have periods, yet I know women who will hide their tampons and will ask their daughter (in a whisper) to nip to the shop for tampons but won't ask their sons, if we adopt this silly attitude that periods are a bit shameful then we shouldn't be surprised when some men find them distasteful.

 

[Principessa]

Oh - and here's a cheering thought, your periods will get worse as you get older :tongue:

Well why the fuck didn't you tell me that before I sank my savings into tax free muni's instead of fucking KOTEX! Oops sorry, hormonal change, must be PMS. :redface:

 

[Jean39pa]

lol, yeah ok

 

[dolfette]

I complained to my wife that she was squeezing my thumb too hard during a contraction.

That went over well. :2gunsfiring_v1:

at least you were in hospital!:biggrin1:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

My periods didn't get worse as I got older, they stayed exactly the same minus the period pains, however I did swap period pains for ovulation pains, which for me are much sharper but don't last nearly as long.

 

[dolfette]

Roughly half of the populations have periods, yet I know women who will hide their tampons and will ask their daughter (in a whisper) to nip to the shop for tampons but won't ask their sons, if we adopt this silly attitude that periods are a bit shameful then we shouldn't be surprised when some men find them distasteful.

every partner i ever had...

happy to buy tampax.
refused to buy cosmo.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Every partner I ever had was happy to buy tampax and so scared of me they didn't dare refuse to buy cosmo

 

[B_Heft2]

bodily waste fluids, sorry guess I'm just a conservative prude who finds that somewhat gross, my bad...

 

[Big Dreamer]

bodily waste fluids, sorry guess I'm just a conservative prude who finds that somewhat gross, my bad...

I guess so. This thread rocks!!:wink:

 

[Principessa]

Oh - and here's a cheering thought, your periods will get worse as you get older :tongue:

Well why the fuck didn't you tell me that before I sank my savings into tax free muni's instead of fucking KOTEX!

Oops sorry, hormonal change, must be PMS. :redface: