Passin time

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by bree, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. bree

    bree New Member

    May 4, 2006
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    I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now,but thank you for caring enough to call... I am making some changes in my life.. Please leave a message after the beep.. If I do not return your call , you are one of the changes."

    At pilots' training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the same number of landings you make equal to the number take offs you make."

    Aspire to insire before you expire...

    Frustration is trying to find glasses without you glasses..

    Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting..

    The irony of life is that , by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere..

    God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question..

    I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one...

    Smile, laugh, shake your head , giggle.. and of course their are you that will just say hmmm.. Either way sending kisses..
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