Pasties Instead Of A Bra?

[6inchcock]

Maybe your Mom had a secret double life as a surfer babe in her early years?

Like Gidget meets Emma Peel.

Maybe you guys are offspring from the missing Blacklist and Avengers episodes and your Mom was a KGB-MI6-CIA-MASSAD double triple-quadruple by-pass agents. The old vaseline nipples trick is to help you break out tight spots to avoid the feds.

 

[6inchcock]

I like strawberry flavored pasties...just saying

 

[EllieP]

Maybe your Mom had a secret double life as a surfer babe in her early years?

Like Gidget meets Emma Peel.

Hah, nope, just Mum's remedy for new boobs in a first bra.