Pastor Arrested for Public Masturbation

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  1. midlifebear

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    Well, this is one of those things I always find amusing and love to share with uber christianist LPSG-ers with feet of clay. Pastor Grant Storms, a rabid anti-gay was recently busted as a pedophile and all around pervert for jacking off in his truck in front of the children's playground at a city park in New Orleans. Granted, he's only been arrested and "charged", but I'm rather certain we'll be hearing more of this morally duplicitous friend of Jeebus.

    For more, check out: Southern Decadence protest leader booked with masturbating at Metairie park | NOLA.com

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    Good. Jail the fucker.
     
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    George Michael had sex in parks & pleasured himself in public toilets, where children were wandering about too. That doesn't make him a pedo.

    I know women who take their kids to school whilst using ben-wa balls. Does that make them pedos as well?

    That said, it is very ironic that he's been charged for something that he was campaigning against - & even more ironic that his video evidence provoked no action, but a couple of mothers having a cheeky peek, has.

    If he'd been getting head (from an adult-lol), he might have been fine.
     
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    Truth is stranger than fiction. You can't make this stuff up.
     
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    This is not about Politics, and should be moved :rolleyes:
     
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    Rather often the local news will report that police have arrested a noteworthy man during their sting operations at the parks and roadside rest areas. The men will usually have a wife and children who will suffer greatly as a result of the arrest. Even if the guy fights the charges and prevails in court his exoneration occurs long after his arrest. The damage was done long ago.
     
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    I've learned that any religious nut adamantly against homosexuality is a tortured fag.
     
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    Would you mind not using the word "fag"? It's offensive. Thanks.
     
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    I understand your point but it is still a questionable location. Of all the places in the world to masturbate, why do it near a park where children play?

    As for the women using ben-wa balls, they are inserted and a woman can have on her clothes and not expose anything to anyone. A man masturbating would be exposing himself to anyone that happens to look and see.
     
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    Pastor Grant is famous for his political rants on the fall of 'Mericuh and the 'Mericuhn way of life because morally repugnant, evil, child-molesting, anal-fixated homosexuals do not have the right to the same equal rights and civil liberties as "morally correct" heterosexuals. And he's been a big political favorite with Southern Mega Churches, raking in the bucks to back anti-gay political pooh-bahs. Therefore, this is in the perfect forum and should stay. :biggrin1:
     
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    Maybe after Ted Haggard, Larry Craig and others I'm getting jaded. Rev. Storms being arrested wasn't surprising or shocking. Although his "I was peeing in a bottle" gave me a good laugh.
     
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