Patrick Bryne & The Men In Black

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Patrick Byrne talks to Martha MacCallum after resigning from Overstock

Former Overstock CEO Patrick Bryne is a successful entrepreneur with a colorful--some say eccentric-- personality and one heck of a story. As he tells it, mysterious Men In Black from the Deep State came a' knocking one day with a top secret mission they said only he could perform. Among other things, it involved romancing a female Russian agent named Maria Butina and uncovering Russia's evil plans to spread media disinformation here in the U.S.


Bryne on-air speaks in a nervous, slightly evasive style with a tendency to dart off on various tangents at times. When Martha MacCallum asked Bryne to name names on just who the three mystery men were being sent from the Deep State, he merely says that he has testified as to who they are. However the astute politicos at The Daily Beast have concluded they were Peter Strzok, Andy McCabe and that 6' 8" power forward for the F.B.I., James Comey.

I love conspiracy theories and spy stories and tales about UFOs and ET Abduction. But the more Bryne speaks, the more he comes-off like someone who is trying help the present administration concoct a spy-vs-spy switcheroo on the previous administration. Cutting to the chase, Patrick Bryne is saying that Obama's henchmen were ordering him to seduce a female Russian spy in the attempt to use Russia to find dirt on Donald Trump which would make the last two-year Democrat-lead investigation a costly debacle and charade!

What I'd like to know is why, in a nation filled with viral studs, they chose a guy in his fifties who had a medical history of three bouts of testicular cancer and who was essentially bedridden in his twenties. If you're going to play From Russia With Love don't you want to draft a James Bond equipped with more than a single testicular raisin and a Vienna sausage? Moreover, Bryne has never been married and doesn't have a dating resume like Leonardo DiCaprio full of hotties to fall back on when things get steamy in the bedroom.

On that basis alone I'm suspicious.


 

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Patrick Byrne talks to Martha MacCallum after resigning from Overstock

Former Overstock CEO Patrick Bryne is a successful entrepreneur with a colorful--some say eccentric-- personality and one heck of a story. As he tells it, mysterious Men In Black from the Deep State came a' knocking one day with a top secret mission they said only he could perform. Among other things, it involved romancing a female Russian agent named Maria Butina and uncovering Russia's evil plans to spread media disinformation here in the U.S.


Bryne on-air speaks in a nervous, slightly evasive style with a tendency to dart off on various tangents at times. When Martha MacCallum asked Bryne to name names on just who the three mystery men were being sent from the Deep State, he merely says that he has testified as to who they are. However the astute politicos at The Daily Beast have concluded they were Peter Strzok, Andy McCabe and that 6' 8" power forward for the F.B.I., James Comey.

I love conspiracy theories and spy stories and tales about UFOs and ET Abduction. But the more Bryne speaks, the more he comes-off like someone who is trying help the present administration concoct a spy-vs-spy switcheroo on the previous administration. Cutting to the chase, Patrick Bryne is saying that Obama's henchmen were ordering him to seduce a female Russian spy in the attempt to use Russia to find dirt on Donald Trump which would make the last two-year Democrat-lead investigation a costly debacle and charade!

What I'd like to know is why, in a nation filled with viral studs, they chose a guy in his fifties who had a medical history of three bouts of testicular cancer and who was essentially bedridden in his twenties. If you're going to play From Russia With Love don't you want to draft a James Bond equipped with more than a single testicular raisin and a Vienna sausage? Moreover, Bryne has never been married and doesn't have a dating resume like Leonardo DiCaprio full of hotties to fall back on when things get steamy in the bedroom.

On that basis alone I'm suspicious.

What are you suspicious of?
 

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What are you suspicious of?

'Does not fit any spy': What made accused Russian spy Maria Butina different

Admittedly one needs a score card to know who's who in this nether world of spy-vs-spy.

Maria Butina was sent by Russia to play Annie Oakley in order to ingratiate herself with the NRA and right-wing conservative groups. The Russians of-course wanted to exert influence in the upcoming U.S. elections. What is has always been open to dispute since the 2016 elections is whether the Russians were targeting the Democrats or Republicans.

Patrick Bryne, transparently conservative from his interviews, wants to say it was the Democrats who sent him on this precarious spy mission to seduce Maria Butina, armed only with his dashing blonde hair and genitals-- whatever diminished state they were in after a decade of radiation and chemo.
 

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'Does not fit any spy': What made accused Russian spy Maria Butina different

Admittedly one needs a score card to know who's who in this nether world of spy-vs-spy.

Maria Butina was sent by Russia to play Annie Oakley in order to ingratiate herself with the NRA and right-wing conservative groups. The Russians of-course wanted to exert influence in the upcoming U.S. elections. What is has always been open to dispute since the 2016 elections is whether the Russians were targeting the Democrats or Republicans.

Patrick Bryne, transparently conservative from his interviews, wants to say it was the Democrats who sent him on this precarious spy mission to seduce Maria Butina, armed only with his dashing blonde hair and genitals-- whatever diminished state they were in after a decade of radiation and chemo.
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Alright I'll admit it. Why-why-why would a clandestine agency like the C.I.A. or F.B.I. or Mother's Against Drunk Driving recruit a guy with a reputation of being an eccentric, a man who has never been married or had a reputation as a womanizer? The object of the mission was to seduce a female Russian spy so they sent Patrick Bryne? On Fox News the one thing he made crystal clear to Martha MacCallum was "I was a perfect gentleman! I never touched her!!" He reminded me of Colton Underwood on ABCs The Bachelor who was surrounded with attractive, available women and yet emerged from all temptation as a virgin.

If the C.I.A. or whatever agency wanted a successful seduction, they should have sent someone like Dan Bilzerian with his 32-year-old Gulfstream G-IV (N701PB) and party-until-your-brains-are-fried way of life. Translation: Trade a few dozen I.Q. points for an ability to produce an erection in the presence of a woman.
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Alright I'll admit it. Why-why-why would a clandestine agency like the C.I.A. or F.B.I. or Mother's Against Drunk Driving recruit a guy with a reputation of being an eccentric, a man who has never been married or had a reputation as a womanizer? The object of the mission was to seduce a female Russian spy so they sent Patrick Bryne? On Fox News the one thing he made crystal clear to Martha MacCallum was "I was a perfect gentleman! I never touched her!!" He reminded me of Colton Underwood on ABCs The Bachelor who was surrounded with attractive, available women and yet emerged from all temptation as a virgin.

If the C.I.A. or whatever agency wanted a successful seduction, they should have sent someone like Dan Bilzerian with his 32-year-old Gulfstream G-IV (N701PB) and party-until-your-brains-are-fried way of life. Translation: Trade a few dozen I.Q. points for an ability to produce an erection in the presence of a woman.
The truth about Dan Bilzerian
So you accept everything Mr Byrne says as the truth?
 

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I don't see a long life for this thread.

My good man, there is always thread life when the subject is a looney tunes Walter Mitty who maintains that the security of our nation is utterly dependent on his skills as a Don Juan.

To train for those harrowing, secret missions behind enemy lines, Bryne learned to parachute at a place like Skydive City in Zephyrhills. Unfortunately the track record of this Florida rip-chord school isn't the best, leaving some folks to mumble under their breath that their motto should be "where people go splat."

Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne claims he was duped into 'political espionage' | Daily Mail Online
 
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My good man, there is always thread life when the subject is a looney tunes Walter Mitty who maintains that the security of our nation is utterly dependent on his skills as a Don Juan.

To train for those harrowing, secret missions behind enemy lines, Bryne learned to parachute at a place like Skydive City in Zephyrhills. Unfortunately the track record of this Florida rip-chord school isn't the best, leaving some folks to mumble under their breath that their motto should be "where people go splat."

Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne claims he was duped into 'political espionage' | Daily Mail Online

This is a gem! Bravo!
 
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This thread is dumber than most of the dumb threads...

Au contraire, I can go several standard deviations further on the "dumbness" scale. Since I am also a part-time Floridian, it qualifies me to compete in the Florida Weird sweepstakes, though I live in a gated community that's not in the ground zero of past winners over in Polk County where Sheriff Grady Judd and his merry men are busy with butterfly nets rounding them up.

Seriously, everybody cast aside political biases and think the unthinkable. What if Partick Bryne is indeed nuts and telling the truth? We in this country have been on this Russian merry-go-round since the 2016 elections. Maria Butina is serving time as a confessed Russian spy. Is it too far-fetched to think someone on top of the C.I.A. or FBI food chain phoned someone on a secure line and said "Kowalsky! Murdock! Get your tails into my office. I want you two to find a nondescript citizen to infiltrate this Russian operation we've been surveilling. How about Patrick Bryne? He's real tin-foil nut-job who would probably dream of doing something like this."
 
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Au contraire, I can go several standard deviations further on the "dumbness" scale. Since I am also a part-time Floridian, it qualifies me to compete in the Florida Weird sweepstakes, though I live in a gated community that's not in the ground zero of past winners over in Polk County where Sheriff Grady Judd and his merry men are busy with butterfly nets rounding them up.

Seriously, everybody cast aside political biases and think the unthinkable. What if Partick Bryne is indeed nuts and telling the truth? We in this country have been on this Russian merry-go-round since the 2016 elections. Maria Butina is serving time as a confessed Russian spy. Is it too far-fetched to think someone on top of the C.I.A. or FBI food chain phoned someone on a secure line and said "Kowalsky! Murdock! Get your tails into my office. I want you two to find a nondescript citizen to infiltrate this Russian operation we've been surveilling. How about Patrick Bryne? He's real tin-foil nut-job who would probably dream of doing something like this."
If we are to follow your logic then we can still not rule out Donald J. Trump or one of his family as as Russian spies either. The wifey kind of has that double agent look about her ... plus, she's the only one smart enough.
 
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