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If it is conceivable that some LPSG members would suck for a Burger and fries, then it must be conceivable that some LPSG members have so high a price that, that number would approach infinity.

Those who are Burger and Fry guys, know who you are :D
 

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I'm sure you've all heard the story about Lady Astor and Winston Churchill. I don't know if its true - but it is a great story. At some point while drinking heavily Churchill is said to have proposed paying the Lady a fee - let's say 10 pounds for a sexual act. The Lady refused and Churchill upped the offer. Again she refused. After several more rises in the offer she is supposed to have said, "What kind of person do you think I am?" To which he is said to have replied, "We've established THAT, now we are merely settling on the price."
 

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Then you're an idiot. Jesus Christ, it's just a dick. And you'd be a millionaire. You really are an idiot.
Congratulations! :D
You are the first person in 11+ years here on LPSG that I am putting on my 'ignore' list!
Fuck off buddy!
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Congratulations! :D
You are the first person in 11+ years here on LPSG that I am putting on my 'ignore' list!
Fuck off buddy!
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Wow! The ignore feature makes him completely disappear in my news feed and in all these posts! :D
Was Nick-the-Dick publicly challenging anybody else, or was he just be an a-hole to me?
 
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I had sucked a guy a couple times, and one morning, he called and told me he would give me $20 for a blow job. I was insulted. I have never charged for a blow job or for someone to fuck me in my life. I told him that I am a cock slut, not a prostitute.
 
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Lol 25$ are nothing. My answer would be to bring 25$ of beer and have fun if I like the guy, otherwise a decisive no.
 
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If he's cute, I'm happy to suck a dick for free but I accept tips. :emoji_money_mouth: LOL
Also if he's cute, $25 is cheap enough for a BJ. Guys on Grindr ask at least 40 for "gas money"
 
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No, because:

A) I have no interest in a blowjob from another guy.

B) I don't usual discuss sexual matters with other male friends, let alone want to be physical with them.

C) Even if I was hypothetically interested, I would not accept money for it as I am no one's whore.

D) While granted I don't know what the going rate is for a hummer, that still sounds pretty damn cheap so if that's all he's offering it likely would not be that good anyway.