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    A little old lady is walking down the street,
    dragging two plastic garbage bags with her,
    one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
    the bags, and every once in a while a $20
    bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her....
    "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
    of that bag..."

    "Darn" says the little old lady .....
    "I'd better go back and see if I
    any more. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the
    cop. "How did you get all that
    money?" "Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady.
    "You see, my back yard backs up
    to the parking lot of the football
    stadium. Each time there's a game,
    a lot of fans come and pee in the
    bushes, right into my flower beds!
    So, I stand behind the bushes with
    a big hedge clipper, and each time
    someone sticks his thingie through
    the bushes, I say: $20 or off it
    comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the
    cop. "OK, good luck. By the way,
    what's in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the little old lady,
    "not all of them pay up."
     
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