Pecker's Birthday Thread

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  1. Onslow

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    Hap hap hap Happy happy HAPPITY BIRTHDAY Pecker
    Seeing as how it's now April 24 in parts of Europe (according to the Time Channel) I figure we can get this party under way.


    Yeah yeah I'm starting the party early--Send the cops after me (preferably the beefy ones)


    According to his recent bio--
    Date of Birth:
    April 24,
    Biography:
    Pull my finger.
    Location:
    In the armpit of the south.
    Interests:
    NASCAR, baseball, movies, LPSG
    Occupation:
    retired Industrial Production Mgr
    Gender:
    Male
    Sexual Orientation:
    100% Straight, 0% Gay


    gifts should include salve for sore fingers, under-arm deodorant for the localtion where he lives, tickets to NASCAR races, tickets to Yankees or Padres baseball--or maybe some other team. He might also like sexy ladies to accompany him to the movies and of course warm wishes from all the folks here. Let's give back to this generous gentleman as kindly as he has given to us.


    Have a good one--enjoy it to the fullest extent.

    (I was going to sing a little song but decided that might be too cruel)
     
  2. gargant1978

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    Hey Mr. Pecker, thank you for your response and anyway, happy birthday :smile:
     
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    Pecker's Birthday??

    My goodness, a fleshpile is in order.. or at LEAST an attractive lady jumping out of a cake.:rolleyes:
     
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    Happy Birthday, Pecker.
    You're the most consistently amusing man on LPSG.
     
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    It's not the 24th yet here, I'll wait until the proper time :tongue:.
     
  6. viking1

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    Happy birthday, Pecker!
     
  7. Onslow

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    And then post twice--it's only proper--
     
  8. IntoxicatingToxin

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    YAY! Happy Birthday, Pecker!
     
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    yes thank u for helping us see some celebrity penis! I bow humbly down for ya!
     
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    Hey Pecker,

    Happy Birthday! And may you have many more.

    NCbear (who continues to admire you for your wit, warmth, and wisdom)
     
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    This goes against all my stylistic principles, and good taste.

    Here it comes...

    :smile:

    Gawd, that was tough. See what I do for you?

    Love,

    HB8
     
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    that he is, if a person is feeling a little down, all the have to do is read something that he has posted, it's a sure fire way to get a good laugh :biggrin1:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Pecker, may you get your birthday wish when you blow those candles.


     
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    happy birthday dude go out and paint the town red :)
     
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    Happy birthday Pecker
     
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    Happy Birthday, Pecker! Keep smiling :smile:
     
  16. Mr. Snakey

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND.............:wave2: :fest30: :birthday:
     
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    Happy B-day, Big Guy!

    I am sending you a big cyber hug! To one of the most fabulous men on this board I wish the absolutely happiest birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day, heck have a week!
     
  18. chicagosam

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    Happy Birthday, Pecker! Wishing you many more! You're the best!:biggrin1:
     
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    Here's wishing you the most wonderful of birthdays tomorrow, Pecker!:smile:
     
  20. Pecker

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    My public!

    How they love me!
     
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