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Oh c'mon, guys. What a bunch of prissy, puckered-butthole, ick-o-phobic nancy-boys!
No matter how carefully you wipe your butt or shake your dick (and Yours Truly is second to none on BOTH those scores), one day you WILL find something on your drawers. That's one of the (several) reasons you wear them. And one of the reasons I don't freeball. Listen up: freeballing is a FILTHY habit.
Lex...you! One minute you're wearing black daks to avoid stains and the next minute you're bringing out the BABY WIPES? Doc Rock...NEVER once had a twist of lemon out front? And Sorcerer, let he who is without skid cast the first stone...
Don't get all holier-than-thou in the pants department with me, boys. You ain't foolin' no-one.
And I say this as a man (yes, I freely admit it!) who uses Tucks!
No matter how carefully you wipe your butt or shake your dick (and Yours Truly is second to none on BOTH those scores), one day you WILL find something on your drawers. That's one of the (several) reasons you wear them. And one of the reasons I don't freeball. Listen up: freeballing is a FILTHY habit.
Lex...you! One minute you're wearing black daks to avoid stains and the next minute you're bringing out the BABY WIPES? Doc Rock...NEVER once had a twist of lemon out front? And Sorcerer, let he who is without skid cast the first stone...
Don't get all holier-than-thou in the pants department with me, boys. You ain't foolin' no-one.
And I say this as a man (yes, I freely admit it!) who uses Tucks!
Well, i don't really think I would want to worry about which brand has more flexable wings... but that is just me...
BEING UNCIRCUMSIZED, i find that this doesn't happen on a regular basis. For me, occasionally i wount shake enough or hard enough, and some will get caught, but that is what the foreskin is for (also), to protect the head of the operation, and whatever else may be inside. I don't see it happening very often. But again, thats just me... :B
Me ;D
BEING UNCIRCUMSIZED, i find that this doesn't happen on a regular basis. For me, occasionally i wount shake enough or hard enough, and some will get caught, but that is what the foreskin is for (also), to protect the head of the operation, and whatever else may be inside. I don't see it happening very often. But again, thats just me... :B
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headbang8 said:
Totally with you there, headbang8.
Can I steal that line from you sometime soon?
Who knew there'd be so many squeamish men on LPSG.
I agree with Lex on this one point: Wear dark briefs!
Oh, PECTACULAR. First off: Lordy... Way TMI!
Geez, when it comes to sharing piss-stain details, you take the cake.
Are you certain you aren't actually, secretly, really into it?
And, surely, you can find black underpants for sale somewhere in L.A.
Or, are you an adamant, "tighty-whities" kinda fella?
Can't you Queens just change 'em once a day and live with it?
-Steve
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I just read your post to the thread: Re: Urinals, HEALTHYMEMBER.
May I play Match Maker and suggest you ask PECTACULAR out on a date?
I can see it now, a small quiet Bistro, in the GarmentDistrict.
Soothingly bathedonly in mellow yellow candlelight,
Maybe, for starters, a piping hot bowl of sweet pea soup
And, as an ice breaker, the conversation starts off on the right foot,
...seriously discussing your shared love of ALL CAPS.
Both of you dabbing little knives at a buttery, pungent Brie.
Then, romantically, over a lovely yellowed Chardonnay,
...you'll move the conversation on to another fascinating trait
I more than suspect you have in common...
I light up just imagining you two doing the laundry together.
...Do I hear Wedding Bells?
I just read your post to the thread: Re: Urinals, HEALTHYMEMBER.
May I play Match Maker and suggest you ask PECTACULAR out on a date?
I can see it now, a small quiet Bistro, in the GarmentDistrict.
Soothingly bathedonly in mellow yellow candlelight,
Maybe, for starters, a piping hot bowl of sweet pea soup
And, as an ice breaker, the conversation starts off on the right foot,
...seriously discussing your shared love of ALL CAPS.
Both of you dabbing little knives at a buttery, pungent Brie.
Then, romantically, over a lovely yellowed Chardonnay,
...you'll move the conversation on to another fascinating trait
I more than suspect you have in common...
I light up just imagining you two doing the laundry together.
...Do I hear Wedding Bells?
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IN that case...I retract everything. Rest assured I was just yanking your chain with that remark, anyway.Lex said:I carry wipes, not to avoid stains, but to help alleviate colo-rectal complications following a medical condition and subsequent surgery. If I am not squeaky clean, I get irritated.
Pissy, shitty undewear are still gross, however.
But I do hope your post-surgery complications get better. And you're right, many men cross the line between what's natural and unavoidable, into slob territory.
General question to the group: what's an acceptable level of slobbery in a guy?
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alex8 said:If I can't eat my dinner off him, then I'd rather stick with a plate.
Awsome!:biggrin1:
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I knew you were kidding and thought I'd put it out there anyway (for anyone who cares).
headbang8 said:
No level of slob is acceptable to me. Guys should take care of themselves--bathe, comb/brush your hair, brush your teeth, deodorize your footwear, wash your ass, look presentable, etc. Deodorant is not necessary (if you are into manscent) -- you can be a manly smelling guy and NOT Stink to high heaven.
You can tell a LOT about a guy based on how he allows himself to look outwardly, IMHO.
Yes,I believe that uncircumcised guys do "dribble" more,I think the pee may get under the foreskin But poop stains are a lot worse,EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But poop stains are a lot worse,EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honey_Grrrl83 said:Yes,I believe that uncircumcised guys do "dribble" more,I think the pee may get under the foreskin
I am uncut, and I dont' have piss stains or shit stains... just take proper care of your stuff and there will be no problems.
IAmNotCut said:
disgusting.
