pee stream to the left

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by Desert Dong, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. Desert Dong

    Desert Dong New Member

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    Often when I urinate and point my penis into the center of the bowl, the stream of urine makes a really hard left. I have to aim hard to the right in order to hit the center of the bowl. No Lie.
    Any idea what causes that?
     
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    Maybe the way the skin flaps on the slit. Mine sometimes sticks because of cum or pre-cum. Try pulling the skin to open the slit.
     
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    Whew — what a relief!

    I thought this was going to be another JQblonde rant. :redface:
     
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    Wanna trade? Mine often splits and goes both ways. Can make a real mess. Gotta pull it open beforehand to even have a chance. Sometimes, it splits anyway.
     
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    Just move the toilet to the left.
     
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    I like to pee on the side of the bowl. Does anyone else do this too? Not to gloat, but I have super strong pee and I dont want to show off how powerful I am. Like that scene from where Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    Where the non Rob Schneider gigolo demonstrates a powerful piss. Well that’s me and I dont like to rub it in and see the little guys faces...

    The truth is its actually a habbit I developed at home. Our toilet isnt to far from our kitchen and I didnt want to deafen my poor mum with the loudness of my pee.
     
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