Peeing In The Morning

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    whon gives a shit????
     
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    Finally an answer to an ageold problem. I especially like "The Superman" and "Downward Dog".
     
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    outside in my backyard as nature intended.
     
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    :rofl:

    i would pay money to see a few of the positions attempted in real life.
    the superman. the leg up. the flying wallenda.

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    I've said it before. I piss in the bathroom sink while standing on my hands when I've got morning wood. :0)
     
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    hmm i think, no i know i would rather a guy pee on the seat than pee on my tooth brush. so gonna call he bf and ask if he's been peeing in the sink. well first i am going to get a new tooth brush, then i am going to call the bf.

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    Well, you should do yourself and boyfriend a favor and fuck off his morning wood.

    Nothing for a guy like having to pee like crazy while doing it. He'll cum, lose his morning wood, and then get the best relief piss he's ever had.

    You'll get the biggest he can be.:biggrin1:
     
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    the bf prefers handjobs/blowjobs in the showers. he says if he pees post orgasm with a semi it feels like one long mild orgasm the whole time he pissing. cumming, getting up and going to the bathroom kills the effect. getting off and letting go before the erection fades seems to be the trick.

    you would be amazed (well i was) how long you can make morning wood last if you are dedicated to the task at hand. it's nice to watch his knees buckle when he gets the post-pee/orgasm shiver.

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    pure curiosity: does that count as water sports?
     
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    Morning wood is long lasting wood because the penis is suffering a personality disorder, unclued as to whether its function is to piss or to cum.

    Water sports as far as I'm concerned involves some kind of submersion. Just because you're playing in the rain doesn't make it a water sport. :0)

    Hey, were did those comfy panties go?
     
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    hold your foreskin all the way forward and use the skin cover to aim your piss. nice erotic way to start the day.
     
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    *blink* huh? i'm not wearing panties. don't change the subject.

    ml
    drunk nude posting is the new black.
    so going to own spring 09.
    trust me.
     
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    Haven't had morning wood for years :(
     
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    If you are going to set a fashion trend then all I have to say is that a runway is nothing without pics.
     
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    Mr QuiteOne, would you mind me asking your age? i'v been reading a few wonderful post on another board regarding TRT, Testosterone Replacement Therapy, anyway the general info is men in their 40s should start having their hormone levels checked annually. what most men will shrug off as aging and inevitable is often reversible with low dose meds, like umm andro-gel (sp). it's also been mentioned adjusting your T levels will improve your over all mental outlook and help heaps with energy levels.

    you might be in your 20s so it might not apply to you. and no offense was intended.
    just a very interesting topic.

    ml
    will stop side tracking on the pee thread now.:redface:
     
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    Well, the first position was obviously absurd, but I've actually done a couple of them, such as The Lunge and The Plank. I've tried Strong Arming, but as stated in the description, it cuts off the flow too much.

    Me too!

    Good choice. (I wish I was your neighbor.)
     
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    The link on the original post of this thread does not work anymore... anyone where else it can be viewed? :smile:
     
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    It doesn't work anymore :frown1:
     
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