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    Hey my parents raised me to sit down while I pee (make less mess) and to this very day I still don't know how to pee standing up. Can someone please tell me how?!
     
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    1. Raise window next to toilet.

    2. Lay penis over window sill.

    3. Slam window shut.
     
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    Pardon my naivete but, this is a joke, right?
     
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    Now thats a plan!should work like a charm.
     
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    You're a guy.... you can aim, right?


    Practice outside, you'll never miss!
     
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    If you follow these instructions to the ''t'' you will be successful in your quest.
     
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    Should this thread have been in the Health forum?
     
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    mental health
     
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    1. Throw some Cheerios in the toilet.
    2. Hold your penis with one hand while facing toilet.
    3. Try to sink the Cheerios with your urine.
     
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    well, at least, it's a different topic!!! ugh! Let's get back to the hard stuff.
     
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    If you can sink a few Cheerios as a woman, then Brava!!!
     
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    :lmao: You so silly. :tongue: That's how we potty trained my younger male cousins. :smile:
     
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