Penelope Cruz--Fag hag?

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  1. gjorg

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    Every time someone starts that so & so is gay all of a sudden their dating Cruz or Sandra Bullock.Do hollywood publisist's<sp?> have these girls on speed dial?
     
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    Man, Penelope Cruz and Sandra Bullock can be my fag hags anyday. So, can Nicole Kidman.
     
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    Interesting amalgam for an avatar----What does the senor think
     
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    Please someone imply that I'm gay so I can start dating Penelope Cruz.

    I'd pass on Bullock, though.
     
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    If they are dating her.. then she isn't a fag hag... Fag Hag is someone who is best friends with gay males..
     
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    I have seen you after a few of my posts and have resisted the urge to stalk you---if thats your nine inch avatar.
    Somebody tell the Kink chick that shes getting to technical--She know's what I meant. Oh well maybe not
     
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    Stalk me. Maybe if we show up at enough events together that would be enough to convince people I was gay and then I'd get a call from Penelope.
     
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    To late its already begun(thats good for the cruz angle) I have started to chip away on that 1 %
     
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    I'll take Nicole Kidman, but maybe I'm disqualified because I'm VERY bi. Maybe she'll look the other way on that technicality...

     
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    I have an even better idea; we could make an appearance together all of my straight male friends are rumored to be gay or at least have secret "man crushes" on me. I don't know how these rumors got started...
    maybe it has something to do with me having such a hard time saying, "No" to male or female friends. :redface:
     
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    Because they're friends with an open bisexual?
     
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    How long did she date "Tom Cruise" if that is not a hag or a beard than I do not know the definition! :rolleyes:
     
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    GJorg: The skank makes a valid point. Being an exiquisite fag hag, as I'm sure she is, she does not want to be lumped in with the likes of Misses Sandra Buttocks or Peeonme Cruz. These women are "Hollywood-beards-for-hire", not fag hags. Liza Minnelli and Madonna are fag hags. The distinction should now be clear to you. As for being "too technical"...is that even possible on LPSG?
     
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    I think it has more to do with my not saying "No" to curious friends and them squirming the day after a party from which I didn't leave until morning. :rolleyes:
     
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    Excuse me?!
     
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    Wait a min. that looks like I called her a skank
     
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    Just how long are the lists of gay attachments Cruz and Bullock are supposed to have had?
    Matthew McConaughey is supposed to have known them both.
    Tom Cruise was 'involved' with Cruz.
    But those names don't make long lists -- and Cruise and McConaughey, if they are gay (and I have no idea if they are or not), don't seem to embrace their gayness. So it's hard to see what they would offer a woman who liked to know gay men.
    Are there other names? Just askin'.
     
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    I was wondering the same thing. Sandra has been married to motorcycle builder Jesse James since 2005, and Penelope is currently dating Lenny Kravitz. Not much gay juice in those dudes IMO.
     
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    Their are a few more but, I am brain farting right now.Lemme get back.
    She did go from tom to matt almost right away! I think she gets passed around like a loose joint! I think she does non celeb princes too!
     
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    She did the orlando bloom thing also. Very connected to the spanish gay director Almodavar!
     
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