SupaGed:
Originally posted by autumnbreeze4321+Apr 22 2005, 11:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(autumnbreeze4321 @ Apr 22 2005, 11:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Apr 11 2005, 08:07 PM
The deepest I ever penetrated was when I was a teen. I'd been skinnydipping with some cousins in Titusville, PA and we were running naked along a path in a field when I tripped and fell.
Since I happened to have a full-blown erection at the time (don't all teens?) I landed so that I poked a deep hole in the ground with my penis. Everybody thought it was funny that when I stood up, crude oil was spurting out of the deep hole I'd made.
We ran home to tell my uncle what had happened but by the time we got back to the spot, Col. Drake, a local weirdo, had capped it off and declared it...
The First Oil Well in the United States of America.
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Pecker, this could be your most hilarious post ever. Being from Western PA, we always spent extra time in History class discussing Col. Drake, Titusville, and the first oil well in the US. I'm surprised no one else picked up on this great bit!!!!
OK, for me:
Vaginally-12"- painful in every postion as he was hitting my cervix, but it was worth the experiment
Orally- 6-7"naturally, 8-9 being facefucked with my head hanging off the edge of the bed , but i was gagging on each plunge
Anally--10" and wrist thick-lots of lube and lots of patience, just to see if I could do it
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Sounds like you are a lot fo fun