Penguin

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  1. Imported

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    sammygirly: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
    He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.
    The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it's just ice cream.

    ~cracks up yet again and shakes my head~
     
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    ORCABOMBER: Blargh! ;D
     
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    That one definitely belongs in the Bad Joke string!

    Pecker
     
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    It's so funny...

    ... and so cute! lol
     
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    7x6andchg: :D

    It is funny - and definitely belongs in the joke thread. Although there is always room for more humor (and more humor threads, naturally) in life, don't you think?

    Paul
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    BIGBOYDAVE: Its Great cannot stop laughing almost fell of my computor chair :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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