Penile First Impressions

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    You and your male significant other are doing some good old-fashioned heavy petting. Things are getting hotter and heavier, and you know this will be the first time the two of you "seal the deal". He whips out his peen, and you see this:
    Hirsuties papillaris genitalis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    What would--honestly--be the first thing that runs through your mind?
     
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    Not gay, but if that was on the puss I would say something like, yea I left something on the stove back home and I really gotta go.

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    In this order:

    1. That is not going in my mouth.
    2. Is that HPV?
    3. Here is the number for my dermatologist. You gotta get that shit fixed.
     
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    I would think, .oO("Oh, you must have a three toed elder god in your heritage. Not often that you see the cock of Cthulu.")

    That was my initial impression anywhoo, but kidding aside, functionally I bet it would tickle like the cajiggers once ya got it packed in. ;D Likely it is just cosmetic and not some god awful disease.
     
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    Thanks, subgirrl. And thanks to everyone else for their honesty.

    First impression? I would honestly think STI.
     
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