Penis enlargement oil

Reminds me of the very old joke about the man who used Crisco for lubrication when masturbating. "Man," said his friend, "You don't want to use that! It's shortening!"

Or even the one about the man who used toilet paper to masterbate. When his wife found out and asked him why, he said, "you've been using it on your ass for years and look how big it's gotten".
 
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