Good news - I found a way to enlarge penises. It works quickly, safely and painlessly. It turned my 4 incher in a 12 incher! OVERNIGHT!!! The bad news is I was DRUNK when I did it and now I can't remember what I did. All I know is I woke up surrounded by these things: A bowl of mashed potato Pringles tube (empty) Poster of Derek Jeter (it's my housemate's ok?) Map of Canada (for some reason I'd written 'DEFINITE" over Toronto??) 14 empty cans of beer Nerf gun Any thoughts???