Penis Enlargment that WORKS!!

ReallySmall

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Good news - I found a way to enlarge penises. It works quickly, safely and painlessly. It turned my 4 incher in a 12 incher! OVERNIGHT!!!

The bad news is I was DRUNK when I did it and now I can't remember what I did.

All I know is I woke up surrounded by these things:

A bowl of mashed potato
Pringles tube (empty)
Poster of Derek Jeter (it's my housemate's ok?)
Map of Canada (for some reason I'd written 'DEFINITE" over Toronto??)
14 empty cans of beer
Nerf gun

Any thoughts???
 

davidjh7

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Was your pillow missing, and was there a pair of leapord print spandex pants hanging on the bedpost? :p