Penis Envy for Chics? Is it real...?

[Scarlet71]

I think I have it.

I wish I had a big dick.

I wish I was able to pee standing up. Or outside if I want to, without a hassle.

If I had one, I would play with all the time.

Just a pondered moment....haha

 

[morsecode]

I think I have it.

I wish I had a big dick.

I wish I was able to pee standing up. Or outside if I want to, without a hassle.

If I had one, I would play with all the time.

Just a pondered moment....haha

I lend you mine for a day, if you lend me your boobs for a day

 

[loktar]

When did you get turned on to big? Did you have moment? Did you always know?

 

[Ed69]

If I had one, I would play with all the time.

haha

And then you would be made to feel guilty for doing it!Just like all of us males do.:frown1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I think I have it.

I wish I had a big dick.

I wish I was able to pee standing up. Or outside if I want to, without a hassle.

If I had one, I would play with all the time.

Just a pondered moment....haha

Do you like spontaneous erections during the middle of the night? and for that matter, do know what it's like to pee with the aforementioned stiffy?
Do you know how position yourself just right at a urinal so that your pee'll go in without leaving the floor golden?

Would you like to know what that sucker'd feel like if you ever got caught in a zipper?(No, I don't mean al'a There's something about Mary- it can happen!)

Scarlet, my sweet, ponder all this and then some when you consider your fixation on possessing male genitalia. Or, you could settle for half a loaf, and go to this site, and try this one on for size, so to speak!MyToyStore.ca

 

[deleted136887]

But Scarlet, you can get as many bick cocks as you want!Why settle for one only?

 

[I have Foreskin]

Girls can pee standing up, I saw a website about it long ago. Simply spread your cunt lips with 2 fingers, pull up on the area a bit, and let it rip!

Try it in the shower to see how it works!:biggrin1:

 

[nicenycdick]

But Scarlet, you can get as many bick cocks as you want!Why settle for one only?

An old joke:

John and Jane are behind the barn, comparing their private parts.

John pulls out his penis and says proudly, "Hey, Jane, don't you wish you had one of these?"

Jane, pulling down her panties and exposing her pussy, says, "My Mommy says that if I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Girls can pee standing up, I saw a website about it long ago. Simply spread your cunt lips with 2 fingers, pull up on the area a bit, and let it rip!

Try it in the shower to see how it works!:biggrin1:

Very true, just most guys would be freaked out to see that shit, lmao.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Very true, just most guys would be freaked out to see that shit, lmao.

Very true, kinda. I mean, I've seen vids like that too. But think of this; when we men piss standing up, nine times out of ten we aren't really struggling. Some of the women I've seen look like they're arching their backs.