Penis facts

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  1. Anubis the Elder

    Anubis the Elder New Member

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    · Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
    · Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
    · The Longest: 13 inches
    · The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
    · Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
    · Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
    · Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
    · Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
    · Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
    · Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
    · Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
    · Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
    · Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
    · Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
    · Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
    · Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
    · Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
    · Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
    · Average # of erections during the night: 9
    · Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
    · Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
    · Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
    · Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
    · There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
    · All penises bend slightly to the left or right there is no perfectly straight penis.
    · Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
     
  2. D_Joseba_Guntertwat

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    Sounds about right. Good post. A few comments though:

    · Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
    - Well for me I'm nearly 30 and probably done it over 10,000 times already! I guess I keep the average up ;)

    · Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
    - Yes but we all know 99% do!

    · All penises bend slightly to the left or right there is no perfectly straight penis.
    - Yes there are - mine is completely straight, as are many others on this site.
     
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    Completely straight, mine too. Bang goes that average!
     
  4. curious n str8

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    :eek: :wank::banana: sounds about average :scratchchin: :lol:
     
  5. Onslow

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    Could some one check this out? That 2 calorie difference could make a big difference if I go wild one night.
    I agree on the licorice and chocolate, unsure about lavender and pumpkin pie just makes me nasuseous. What kind of donuts?
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    i'll get out my leveler ;)
     
  7. BirdinMo

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    Lavender makes me horny as duck! And I have been eating alot twizzlers, dose that count as licorice?
    And I think it's more like 100% of guys masterbait. LOL.
     
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    2 times a day is 730 ejaculations per year
    3 times a day is 1095

    I've been ejaculating since about 9 & 1/2 ... let's call that about 29 years of 2-3 a day on average, sometimes more, sometimes less ... that's anywhere from 21,170 - 31,755 ejaculations.

    That stat above of 7,200 per lifetime... if an average lifetime has 65 years of the ability to ejaculate that makes 111 a year. About once every 3 days or so.

    I'd like to shoot for about 70,00 cumloads in my life. (sorry for the pun)
     
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