Penis facts

[Anubis the Elder]

· Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
· Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
· The Longest: 13 inches
· The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
· Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
· Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
· Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
· Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
· Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
· Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
· Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
· Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
· Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
· Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
· Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
· Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
· Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
· Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
· Average # of erections during the night: 9
· Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
· Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
· Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
· Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
· There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
· All penises bend slightly to the left or right there is no perfectly straight penis.
· Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

 

[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Sounds about right. Good post. A few comments though:

· Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
- Well for me I'm nearly 30 and probably done it over 10,000 times already! I guess I keep the average up

· Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
- Yes but we all know 99% do!

· All penises bend slightly to the left or right there is no perfectly straight penis.
- Yes there are - mine is completely straight, as are many others on this site.

 

[deleted136887]

Completely straight, mine too. Bang goes that average!

 

[curious n str8]

:wank::banana: sounds about average :scratchchin: :lol:

 

[Onslow]

· Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
· There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.

Could some one check this out? That 2 calorie difference could make a big difference if I go wild one night.

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· Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

I agree on the licorice and chocolate, unsure about lavender and pumpkin pie just makes me nasuseous. What kind of donuts?
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[D_Toren_Adopants]

Completely straight, mine too. Bang goes that average!

i'll get out my leveler

 

[BirdinMo]

Lavender makes me horny as duck! And I have been eating alot twizzlers, dose that count as licorice?
And I think it's more like 100% of guys masterbait. LOL.

 

[Fat Tanuki]

2 times a day is 730 ejaculations per year
3 times a day is 1095

I've been ejaculating since about 9 & 1/2 ... let's call that about 29 years of 2-3 a day on average, sometimes more, sometimes less ... that's anywhere from 21,170 - 31,755 ejaculations.

That stat above of 7,200 per lifetime... if an average lifetime has 65 years of the ability to ejaculate that makes 111 a year. About once every 3 days or so.

I'd like to shoot for about 70,00 cumloads in my life. (sorry for the pun)