please help me, i dont know what to do!! my penis is too damn big! i cant fit in normal pants, or underwear! no condoms fit on my dick, not even the XXLS that are big enough to fit on a normal persons thigh... sometimes when walking through town it bangs into people, and ive even been so embarrassed to have not been able to fit through the doorway at a local resurant because my dick was simply too big! has anyone else experienced this problem? any suggestions?
Penis Is Too Big!
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awesome, great idea! ill get 2 for the balls and 1 for the meat, hopefully that will be enough!
B_bigcockman690
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i would just walk around with no pants and show off my cock if i was that big
even tho it would smack people in the legs and probably knock them down if i was that big
even tho it would smack people in the legs and probably knock them down if i was that big
You've got elephantiasis of the pee-wee. My dad saw this in the South Pacific in WWII. Some of the poor fellows literally had to carry their swollen balls in wheelbarrows. Not a sense of power about it.
D_Biggo Mortensen
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Its big, I'll give yout that. But I just don't see how you can't make it through a doorway? You mean when its erect? Sorry but I'm having trouble picturing somebody trying to squeeze through a restaurant door because his dick was too big. Thats usually a problem reserved for the morbidly obese. Can you elaborate?
happy 4/20!!!! its a joke, poking fun at all the ridiculous thread on here like this one.... lol
every time i turn around, another guy with a 5 inch penis needs special underwear to support his monster cock, or special jeans to hold his huge package, shit is hilarious
D_Biggo Mortensen
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Oh lol. Now I feel stupid. Should have known when nobody else contested it. Good one dude.
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D_Hyacinth Harrytwat
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You should know this was a joke; most guys "seriously" complaining about having a cock so huge that they can't function don't even have pics in their galleries 
You should know this was a joke; most guys "seriously" complaining about having a cock so huge that they can't function don't even have pics in their galleries
You are hot!
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When your cock is that big, women will do anything for you, anything at all (which I'm sure you've found out). So pick one with a great personality, and have her carry your dick around in her purse. Pick one who's really awesome, as she;ll have to stick by your side, at least be within three feet at all times.
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