Penis Is Too Big!

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  1. uncut1234

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    please help me, i dont know what to do!! my penis is too damn big! i cant fit in normal pants, or underwear! no condoms fit on my dick, not even the XXLS that are big enough to fit on a normal persons thigh... sometimes when walking through town it bangs into people, and ive even been so embarrassed to have not been able to fit through the doorway at a local resurant because my dick was simply too big! has anyone else experienced this problem? any suggestions?
     
  2. lucky8

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    wrap it around your waist.
     
  3. uncut1234

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    do they make special pants for that? can you recommend a brand?
    i dont want it to look like i gained weight by wrapping it around my waist, do you think there is some sort of shoulder strap or backpack i can get for it ?
     
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    go get a fanny pack and cut a hole in it
     
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    awesome, great idea! ill get 2 for the balls and 1 for the meat, hopefully that will be enough!
     
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    i would just walk around with no pants and show off my cock if i was that big

    even tho it would smack people in the legs and probably knock them down if i was that big
     
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    :lmao: uncut you rock sometimes lol
     
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    keyword "sometimes"! lol
    most of the time you follow me picking me apart,lol. im glad we finally agree on something! amen
     
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    You've got elephantiasis of the pee-wee. My dad saw this in the South Pacific in WWII. Some of the poor fellows literally had to carry their swollen balls in wheelbarrows. Not a sense of power about it.
     
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    Its big, I'll give yout that. But I just don't see how you can't make it through a doorway? You mean when its erect? Sorry but I'm having trouble picturing somebody trying to squeeze through a restaurant door because his dick was too big. Thats usually a problem reserved for the morbidly obese. Can you elaborate?
     
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    LOL hes joking mate :p probably doing a piss take off nerolix :p haha
     
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    happy 4/20!!!! its a joke, poking fun at all the ridiculous thread on here like this one.... lol
    every time i turn around, another guy with a 5 inch penis needs special underwear to support his monster cock, or special jeans to hold his huge package, shit is hilarious
     
  14. D_Biggo Mortensen

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    Oh lol. Now I feel stupid. Should have known when nobody else contested it. Good one dude.
     
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    I only wished I had that problem... :smile:
     
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    You should know this was a joke; most guys "seriously" complaining about having a cock so huge that they can't function don't even have pics in their galleries :p
     
  18. iceman888888

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    You are hot!
     
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    While we're on the topic of parodies...

    UNSOLICITED COMPLIMENT!
     
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    When your cock is that big, women will do anything for you, anything at all (which I'm sure you've found out). So pick one with a great personality, and have her carry your dick around in her purse. Pick one who's really awesome, as she;ll have to stick by your side, at least be within three feet at all times.
     
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