Penis joke

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  1. D_Barbi_Queue

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    I thought this was too fitting for a penis site. My bible-thumpin' cousin just emailed it to me.

    The request:
    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge head first into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp enviroment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerly,
    The penis



    The Response:

    Dear penis,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects, and considering the arguements you have raised for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after breif work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area, and often seen visiting other locations.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags.

    Sincerly,
    The Mangement
     
  2. KinkGuy

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    TAG,
    That is hysterical! Tell your bible thumpin' inlaws, thanks!
     
  3. madame_zora

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    Pretty darned funny, Texass, thanks for the smiles!

    BTW, you are looking prettier with each new avatar, yeow!
     
  4. D_Barbi_Queue

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    Thanks MZ. That was taken at the SD Zoo a couple years ago. I don't change much though.
     
  5. nakedwally

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    I know it's not always a good idea to bump a two year old thread, but I thought this was funny
     
  6. yngjock20

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    ^^almost 3 years old and still funny as hell!
     
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