Penis Measures

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  1. Justin Credible

    Justin Credible New Member

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    I've been having problems with my penis. Every time I take a photograph it captures this enormous shadow in the background. Anyone know how to take pictures of my penis without getting that huge shadow?

    http://home.comcast.net/~nechy09/alabamawhitesnake.JPG
    can you see the problem I'm having here? The shadow takes away from the actual penis. Any suggestions. Also rate my boner plz.

    edit: why wont it let me post images? it only allows links? what kind of penis forum is this?
     
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    With a light like that, you should still be able to see the measurements on the ruler. Unless you want to measure from the side...In which case it should work, or just move the light source slightly more to the right.
     
  3. Justin Credible

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    you didn't rate my boner dude
     
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    Turn a light on the opposite wall. That should take care of your problem.
     
  5. Justin Credible

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    this isn't some sort of joke i need help taking photos of my penis!!!!!!
     
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    Use better lighting in the background.

    Also, the forum allows users to post in your gallery. Not in the actual posts.

    To ensure snoopy minors are not able to see them.
     
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    Create a gallery and we'll rate your pics.
     
  8. Justin Credible

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    does my cock look like its from a minor? what kind of sick forum is this?
     
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    No, dude, and I'm not gonna.
     
  10. Justin Credible

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    no... you click on the link to my picture... you rate my boner. thats simple. fuck gallery shit.
     
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    lol that is hilarious, I'm havin that for my sig. You ask if you have the cock of a child...then call this forum sick...
     
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    Where do you want us to rate your pic at then? Your ass?
    Don't like the forums setup, leave.
     
  13. Justin Credible

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    no you fucking cock nazi i want you to give me a rating on a scale from 1 to 10 ... 1 being a small cock and 10 being the most baller cock you could possibly have. i give myself an 8
     
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    and if you still haven't figured it out then you can post the rating in this thread. because im not leaving this thread ever. not to view any galleries of peoples cocks or for any reason... i just want you guys to rate my boner in this thread. Is that simple enough?
     
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    I won't argue with you anymore, but I will not rate your pic in the thread.

    I took the time to create a gallery, gave you some pic taking advice. The least you could do is create a gallery yourself.
     
  16. Justin Credible

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    sooooo... you're saying i have a huge cock?
     
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    You have an incredible attitude for one new to this site. I am surprised the Moderator(s) have not banned you.
     
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    The one growing out of your neck, sure! :tongue:

    P.S. Welcome to LPSG.
     
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    Use a bright colored glossy background and when you take your next picture show us your balls.:wink:

    You'll never know and I'll never tell.:tongue:

    Welcome to the site incredible.
     
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