HachiGoLucky: I was just wondering if anyone else named their penis. I named mine in 7th grade. I named it Richard. Dick is short for Richard, so Richard is long for Dick. How 'bout y'all.
While working at my school as a model word got around about my size and everyone started to call me "Machine" I sometimes refer to it as that>
Recently though my gf has been calling it "Supersize" I'll go with whatever she wants. she plays with it more than anyone else but me.
Mine's named Thwack... cuz that's the sound it makes when the bulge gets dropped on the table.. or when it ricochets off of someone's skull a la mushroom slap. ^_^ (The nickname was given to me by a bunch of people in highschool)
Herman, because she thought it was her man when she named it. The name I usually use is Mr. Dick, because I think he should be called Mister, if anything should be.
[quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1076188068;start=0#9 date=02/16/04 at 11:41:07]The name I usually use is Mr. Dick, because I think he should be called Mister[/quote]
Mister? Nothing so formal here ... I'm on a first name basis with mine!
alysen6: My favorite name was Trigger...it belonged to a guy I dated last year. You have to name it something badass, in my opinion. It's more sexy that way.
Hell, yeah, alysen6, but if you really wanna get sexy just begin a conversation with your cock and give 'him' personal characteristics along with his replies. Let him have his 'say' about what he will or won't do, etc. Well, it has happened!
grantstephens: My wife and I used to call mine Ryan because that's my middle name, but when we had our first child we named him Ryan and I just didn't feel right calling my dick after my son's name anymore.
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