"penis" on a bumper sticker

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    Hi all -

    Does anyone know if it would be illegal to have a bumper sticker on a car that includes the word "penis"? I'd like to have something on my car that promotes the LPSG but I want to have "The Large Penis Support Group" on the sticker as well.

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    7x6andchg: I do not believe that it would be - but I'm not an attorney...calling all attorneys...

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    Hmmm...wonder how long it would take for the members to come up with Mark's bail?

    :-[

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    hungcuriousNC: How could it be illegal? There are plenty of bumper stickers: Skinny Little Bitch, Fuck off, sex position stickers... you name it. I'd think that the Constitutional Rights of Freedom of Speech and Press would cover it.... Don't you? My favorite was "Size Matters". I think the LPSG sticker will fit next to it just right!
     
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    7x6andchg: I'm with hungcurious on this one...there is MUCH worse out there. If you do make 'em, send me one!

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    jackinman: Hey Mark, try talking to that same attorney who told you that it was ok to open this board back up the the young guys.
     
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    AnonyMs: Gee... I wonder if cars with lpsg bumper stickers with the words spelled out will be involved in more accidents as people crane their necks to look and follow you into stores to sneak a peek. Hmmm.... I wonder what kind of art car we could make in support of the lpsg? Use a Probe as the base car from which to build? The possibilities boggle....
     
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    H8Monga: I can see the stories now:

    Subject: I was in a car wreck b/c of LPSG sticker

    Talk about being hit on! I was hit today and the man/woman who hit me as I checked to see if they were ok couldn't stop looking at my crotch all the while nodding and saying "I'm just fine." I think they saw my bumpersticker and wanted a way to get a glance. There's got to be a better way!
     
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    How about the group being the major sponsor of a NASCAR Cup car?

    That car would be a standout among the 43 cars whizzing around the track with LPSG emblazened all over the hood!

    Wonder who the driver would be?

    :eek:

    Pecker
     
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    H8Monga: Now that's a good idea!
     
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    hungcuriousNC: hey now... I would help sponsor that one! IS anyone from Nascar here? hehehe
     
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    Maybe we could change the driver's name to Peter Long?

    It would also give Mark a great opportunity for being an associate sponsor. I can see the decal over the rear quarterpanel now:

    EXTREMECOCK.NET!

    Pecker

    P.S. Mark, I hope you'll forgive our going off on a tangent again.

    I support the others here who feel you'd get into no trouble at all having Large Penis Support Group on a bumper sticker.

    There was a rap fad going around my area a few years ago where you'd see some rather 'gangsta'-looking cars driving around town with BAKDAFUKUP in large letters on the back window.

    Nobody got arrested (or shot for trying to).
     
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    Liberty9.5: It would be a cold day in Hell before my wife would let me put something like that on my car! Stop sniggering, guys. I'm big, muscular and hung, but I quake in fear of her when she's truly pissed. The other married men probably know what I'm talking about, too...

    Anyway, if people can't see the bulge, they don't need to know what's in there.
     
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    hungcuriousNC: Yeah...sorry for the tangent. But honestly, I don't think there is any type of law out there banning such a thing. It is all up for you to decide if woud like an LPSG bumper sticker. As for me, I'm planning on ordering several: one for me, and the rest as gifts for my "gifted" friends. I say go for it!!!
     
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    jackinman: Well.... I don't think it'll be a problem for the rest of the country but I live in New York City, and with this city in so much financial problems it'll just be my luck to get a ticket for having such a sticker. They give out summones for people sitting on milk crates out in the street.
     
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    LOL New York City is famous for issuing summonses for license infractions.

    I guess if they found out you were a member of the LPSG they'd charge you for having an unlicensed fire hose.

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    jackinman: [quote author=bilbobagginsx link=board=meetgreet;num=1056417621;start=0#15 date=06/24/03 at 16:34:15]LOL New York City is famous for issuing summonses for license infractions.

    I guess if they found out you were a member of the LPSG they'd charge you for having an unlicensed fire hose.

    Pecker

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    :D  You're not lying Pecker, it crazy over here right now.

    But I think it'll be good publicity for the group.  It'll definately make the 11:00 news....."our top story tonight... man gets a summons for having a Large Penis Support Group.Org bumper sticker on his car".  Then everybody will go to their computers and become members.  
     
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    HC: Actually, I don't think having "penis" on the bumper sticker would be the offensive part to most people. It's the "Large Penis" that would do it. It's one of those rare times when a regular word added to a somewhat "dirty" word makes it dirtier. A penis is a body part that children learn about early in their lives; a large penis, however, can be seen as pornographic.

    This idea is similar to the television censorship tendencies. Many times, they will not censor "ass" but "asshole" will be bleeped. Why does a legitimate G-rated word like "hole" make this word unacceptable? Because "ass" can be a donkey, but "asshole" is a vulgar name to call somebody, or a crude way to describe the gap that spits out human waste, neither of which are suitable for a general audience.
     
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    I have a license plate that says "XL BULGE". I'm happy I've got it, but occasionally, I get negative reactions from the public. The interesting thing is that all 3 times that I've gotten a negative reaction, it's been from a female. Guys seem to think it's great - whether they're hetero, homo, or bi.

    All I can think is that a lot of women are threatened by anything that suggests large male genitalia.
     
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    jackinman: [quote author=Mark_LPSG Admin link=board=meetgreet;num=1056417621;start=0#18 date=06/25/03 at 10:43:26]

    All I can think is that a lot of women are threatened by anything that suggests large male genitalia.[/quote]

    Well Mark, let's ask our female members.

    Women members....do you think that the above statement is true or false? And, I would like to add .....had you not been a member of this group and seen a bumper sticker that read "Large Penis Support Group", what would've been your reaction?
     
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