Penis Party Tricks

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Lordpendragon, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. Lordpendragon

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    I was just wondering if anyone else has amusing party tricks they can do with their todgers.

    Puppetry of the Penis

    These guys are great fun.

    I used to do one that I am a bit embarassed to share just yet - so give me some confidence guys.

    One I discovered the other day after reading the site, is that my foreskin strecthes up to my solar plexus - I'll save that one for the next time the Jehova's Witnesses wake me up on a Saturday morning.
     
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    I have one where I try to put a regular size Durex condom on. It splits down the middle without fail....always a show stopper!! lol...
     
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    And we're supposed to top foot long foreskins and your cock? :redface: This thread may have a short life span.
     
  4. Lordpendragon

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    My record was six ice cubes in my foreskin. :eek:

    You have to be quick before the freezing cold kicks in :biggrin1:
     
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    Lordpendragon,

    We are hoping you wont make us wait too long. We would love to see some stretched foreskin pics.
     
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    Wish I had a universal dvd player....I'd order that dvd Puppetry of the Penis right away.
    Heard about that awhile back but forgot about it.
    Looks hilarious.

    I would imagine those ice cubes get uncomfortably cold pretty quick.
     
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    Wasn't there a classic party trick where you imitate an elephant by turning out the pockets of your pants then you bring out the trunk to complete the effec
    t....?
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    Indeed - it is a game of diminishing returns - your first go is always the highest score :smile:

    Ok as I am feeling completely shameless - I used to get a torch, turn the lights out - bend over, part my legs and produce a huge silhouette of my low hangers on the wall. :redface: Then I'd do a rendition of the Jungle Book's I'm the King of the swingers.
     
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    *laughs until the tears roll*
     
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    Ok, LP, that's two coffee spews because of you today. Desist.
     
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    I once saw a guy stretch his foreskin over the end of a standard sized Coke can. I was pretty impressed!

    cheers

    Dillon
     
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    Maybe being circumcised aint so bad after all!!!!
     
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    When I was 18, I flipped a peanut into my mouth with my dick. I was using the kegals at the time.:smile:
     
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    that would be funny as shit if it weren't so true. i had never tried them before and had to one night and had 2 of them do that... and the g/f had enough of that.
     
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    i don't have any tricks. i guess being circumsized limits me. i definitely can't do the coke can trick. i can make my penis look like a helicoptor but that's about it
     
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    I can do the hamburger thats about it being cut
     
  17. Vestigial

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    Haha, nice one pendragon. That would have to take the cake.


    And yup, the crappier condoms just tear apart. Got some big n' ~stretchy~ ones from some fantasy shop though... (almost certain they were four seasons) And man,.. they're good for party tricks in their own right!
    • Put one around a shower head and the weight of the water ripped the fitting off the wall.
    • Rolled it over a machette, took a chop into timber (not mine :eek:), then yanked the rubber off... there was a cut, but the cut didn't want to tear further through stretching.
    • Also rolled it on when flaccid, and pulled it (from only the tip) 3 entire feet outwards without the slightest slip during an erection.
    Judging by the stretch, I think they can be inflated enough to fit a small person inside (and I will test that when I find another one). Good show. :D


    Personally, all I've done with mine is no-brains physical power stuff (my mind was on break-down for a long time)... like balance a ~30lb bench press on the tip of the harder erections... and you DON'T wanna let that go for long. Can also handle extremely strong clamping, abrasion, and err... can thrust faster than a jackhammer I guess. Mostly get inspired by stupid ideas down there... but I guess the *err o.o;* value might be worth something. ;\

    Wouldn't mind a bit of technical training... what kinda stuff does Puppetry of the Penis do?
     
  18. Yorkie

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    I found plenty of tricks for you to practice here : Dick tricks - Genital fun!

    If the 'Olympic Torch' appeals to you,consult a psychiatrist before you try it. :biggrin1:
     
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