Penis Reduction Operation

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  1. B_crackerjack

    B_crackerjack New Member

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    I am thinking of getting a reduction operation as I have suffered years of women only wanting me for my penis (10 inches). I am considering having the bell end sliced off and 4 inches removed then stitched back on - any thoughts on this?
     
  2. D_Shermie Shtoinkle

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    can those operations be done??
     
  3. longozzy

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    If you are considering this then I think the problem is not about your penis but another head.

    Move cautiously:frown1:
     
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    If you want a functional unit, I would keep the scalpel far, far away.
     
  5. Pitbull

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    I smell bullshit.
    Someone spray some air freshener please!
     
  6. rob_just_rob

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    AFAIK, no such procedure exists. Not that I have expressly looked into it, but I'd be open to a reduction if they were medically feasible.
     
  7. jonluke6ft2

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    This is stupid. I wish the mods to remove this thread.
     
  8. cklover

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    Well...docs know how to chop off a penis, castrate, cut a little slit and dig a tiny hole...of course the hole can only take part of a baby finger, the castration will greatly reduce energy and joie de vivre, but at least all those big cock loving sluts will leave you alone!:smile:
     
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    I wouldn't let a knife near my cock if I was 10"...even if I had some to spare. <G>
     
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    Kill this thread please.
     
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    I'm thinking of having the symmetry of my face distorted surgically because women (and some men) find me way too attractive and are constantly propositioning me for romantic interludes.

    I think Pitbull has it right:

     
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    HAHA! Well put!
     
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    I put my boots out on the front porch...It should go away soon :biggrin1:
     
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    Hmmmm, green, smelly, warty - lives under a bridge, or at least high tension power lines. It MUST be a troll. ;D I LOVE them! They make excellent, hard to kill moving targets. :>
     
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    i like my size. If you stay with one woman she will grow with your penis and you will find the rhythm that works best in the long haul.
     
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    Great idea! More people should do this. Post pics after the operation.
     
  17. conchis

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    in which planet women want a man only for his 10 inches penis?
    sorry bud, but I think you're jocking: women don't care about cock size.
    that's a typical male obsession.
     
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